In episode 395: Amber tells of meeting her godchild, we discuss how lucrative donkey sales need to be in order to buy a magical island, and Matt reviews the School of Rock musical. We also discuss a disgusting food museum, a group of teens bake some cookies with a very special ingredient that isn’t love, and some enterprising kids find out exactly how to become homecoming queen.
In episode 362: We discuss the Black Panther (and probably spoil something), the Steamed Hams meme is over-explained, and Matt teaches his niece all about Dragon Ball. We also discuss a skier from Hungary without any talent who finds a loophole into the Olympics, China continues to try to ban a particular type of funeral activity, a deadbeat dad is caught trying to scam an restaurant by not understanding how cherries work, a webcam website creates a vibrator attachment to cure your post-coital munchies and more!
In episode 319: We discuss our worst punishments as kids, China is hardcore about making their kids do their homework, a horrible story about a terrible shit lady, and more!
In episode 292: Amby knows some awesome people who beat the Westboro Baptist Church, Nikki has a great interview, we discuss ghosts and Pixar, and a comic strip warns Chinese citizens about the dangers of dating foreigners.
In episode 217 : A woman’s future marriage ends tragically but probably would not have worked out anyway, A drunk guy robs a house and becomes superman, Three people are held hostage and throw a sink, A cop learns his drug busting skills from Breaking Bad and more!
In episode 208 : Japan ruins pizza, A woman is hired to do unspeakable things to her unsuspecting self, Italian bars have been robbed by a personified winter movie plot, the longest fiction in human history is fan fiction, Arkansas finally gets a terrible Chinese restaurant chain that apparently has its head up its own ass and more!
In episode 194 : We learn first hand of the Atlanta Snowpocalypse, China reroutes most of its internet traffic to a handful of websites by mistake, Rental fraud leads to recorded grand theft auto, McDonalds happy meal toy is a little more addictive than plastic adventure time dolls and more!
In episode 172: China is bad at zoos, A man has the most brilliant credit card fraud of all time, A mad scientist longs for a giant robot, A death leads to a treasure hunt and more!
In episode 111: We call each other out on our poor pronunciations, Karma takes on Chinese demolition squad, A WHOLE CRAPLOAD OF NEW REAL ZOMBIE STORIES, Color your poop, School accepts note from…okay screw it, the real story is this kid is named Gannon and more.
In episode 92: A woman has a strange way of appreciating art with her backside, We return to the Chinese Apple Conspiracy, Pirates try to get legitimized through religion, a little boy gets the best make-a-wish ever and more!
