This week, our friend Amber chooses our poison. Matt learns how to make friends and influence people with strategic cabinet placement in Sims 4. Cody makes an anthropomorphic people zoo in RollerCoaster Tycoon, and Nikki tries to make a teacher cry by destroying their loved ones’ grave in Stardew Valley.
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we play games given to us by our… “friend.” Matt shoots a bottle, a man, but never a damn dog in Mad Dog McCree, Cody knows not of your pod in Ecco the Dolphin, and Nikki eats souls and drowns a raccoon – Disney is way more hardcore than I remember – in Pocahontas
This week on Cartridge Blowers: Amby is a bitch! Nikki dreams a dream of a tiger uppercut in ARM JOE. Cody gets rich while taking advantage of native Americans in the apparently incredibly historically accurate Yukon Trail. And Matt garblegarbelbarlgleleles in Spider-Man Cartoon Maker.
This week we play games chosen by our friend Amber. Nikki does fairy dust in attempt to get some E in Hook for the NES. Then Cody rotoscopes his way to a spiky death in Prince of Persia. Finally, Matt shoves a pair of scissors in the competition in Yandere Simulator.
This week our new ex-friend, Amber, decided to show how much she hates wishes we would stop talking to by picking our games for us. Nikki plays a game with so many vines you’ll wish the episode was six seconds in Snow White in Happily Ever After, Matt finds that the only way to win is through sexism in Belle’s Quest, Dylan tries to wrap enemies up in his gooey white secretions in The Adventures of Lolo, and Cody has us all wanting to take a trip to the glue factory Crystal’s Pony Tale.
