This week it’s all about lesser known fighting games! Cody almost destroys as much of Vegas as Donal Trump destroyed Atlantic City in War of the Monsters, Nikki learns that the ultimate opponent is budget constraints in Best of the Best, and Matt takes a troubled youth from Philadelphia to Bel Air in Divekick!
This week, we play historical video games! Nikki blinds multiple dogs with cayenne pepper because she’s a horrible monster in Freedom!, Cody belly flops into a wheelchair because stairs are hard in Stanley: The Search For Dr. Livingston, and Matt singlehandedly makes buffalo go extinct, fulfilling his plan were he ever to gain a time machine, in Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo!
This week we play games that pissed off everyone else! Nikki talks about the ten people left behind to shoot semen into the Earth in Left Behind, Cody never makes it to the Great Mighty Poo in Conker’s Bad Fur Day, and Matt’s that guy who always ruins the party by showing you a slideshow about the JFK Assassination in JFK: Reloaded.
This week we take on movie based games! Nikki resists the urge to stay on the pipe all night long in Home Alone, Dylan somersaults straight to Hell in Super Empire Strikes Back, Cody gets lost in a maze house which I guess qualifies as fulfilling my third wish from that monkey’s paw in the Wizard of Oz, and Matt shows off the impressive crouch functionality that took twenty years and four trillion dollars to develop in The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.
This week is Halloween games! Matt view biting commentary on the socio-political ramifications of immigration to and from modern day America and also shoot zombies in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. Cody desecrates dead bodies, but not the way he usually does in Dead Space. And Nikki and Dylan stop a happy lady from getting head in Final Fantasy XIV.
This week we played old-school PC games! Dylan makes a cheetah vomit, which is why he’s currently banned from eighteen different zoos, in Brutal: Paws of Fury; Cody waddles up to battle with a red guy with poopie in his diapie in Dark Legions; Nikki flies around photo-realistic landscapes in Spectre VR; and Matt gets lost inside the screen saver turned walking simulator that is Anvil of Dawn.to-realistic landscapes in Spectre VR; and Matt gets lost inside the screen saver turned walking simulator that is Anvil of Dawn.
It’s episode 50, and to celebrate, we’ve taken clips from past episodes that didn’t actually get released! Matt unleashes his acromegaly-fueled Kamehameha on the Son of God in the You Testament. Nikki pushes trees down with her head – in real life she just uses her titanic punches – The Land Before Time: Into The Mysterious Beyond. Dylan very, very slowly returns Godzilla to land of wind and ghost to fight for everlasting peace in Super Godzilla. Cody donkey kicks an oboe or something in Wayne’s World. And finally, Matt time travels to 6trillion BC to take off his panties in Time Gal.
This week we dive into comic book games for a second time! Cody and Matt punch cars and forklifts because that counts as saving the world I think in Marvel Heroes, Nikki proves just how fragile a godlike cosmic being can be in Silver Surfer, and Cody complains about the realistic physics behind attaching super-strong spider webbing to skyscrapers and propelling yourself with said webbing in Ultimate Spider-Man.
This week, we have stared too long into the abyss and now it stares back into us, for we have played what some may consider: The Worst Games Ever Made. Matt calls on the power of the dolphin in Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis, Nikki eats candy-shelled vomit and gets buried alive like the game she was playing in ET, Cody lives through a riot in American McGee Bad Day LA, and Dylan rides to Hell in Ride To Hell: Retribution.
This week Cody is Erik Shatterhand, fighting for a future where Dr. Solidhand stops gravity or something in Shatterhand, Matt watches helplessly as his home planet explodes and everyone he ever loved dies in Star Fox 2, Nikki finds a Disney Genie that is a lot more like one of them Goosebumps episodes with the monkey paw in Aladdin, and Dylan does a much sexier dance than he usually does after committing genocides in Orcs Must Die 2 for the PC.
