This week we play puzzle games! Matt pulls on a man’s face until it’s distended and horrible in Pushmo World, Cody walks Tesla into an incinerator like Edison would have wanted in Teslagrad, and Nikki knows that when it comes to ancient cryptic puzzle boxes, you just kinda jiggle it until it goes in there – like the ancients would’ve wanted – in The Room.
Matt is seeking a friend for the end of the world and also someone to bodyslam in John Cena Sexy High School Adventure. Cody finds his heart on the back of the Declaration of Independence in Caging Me Softly and woos a sexy sharptooth helping us learn that love… finds a way in Jurassic Heart. And Nikki helps us actually get Youtube hits with Five Nights of Loooove.
This is Nick Arcade Challenge Week! We play lots of video games and complete tiny challenges up in em! YAY!
This week, we play little-known RPGs! Matt runs a business into the ground and ends up in a box like Carly Fiorina in Recettear, while Cody is… he plays The Room, yall. They made a game out of the greatest movie of all time. And somehow it’s not a pure football game.
This week the King’s three top aides shall procure various games for yon viewing pleasure: The Royal Poison Taster Matt is a half-minute man, but we all knew this, in Half Minute Hero 2; The Royal Poison Maker, Cody, is three people in one – which is a sex joke waiting to happen – in Trine 2, and Nikki, whose job oddly has naught to do with poison yet still the woman keeps ordering poisons online to do what I know not, she shows off Tom Cruise’s abs in Legend.
This week we play games chosen by our friend Amber. Nikki does fairy dust in attempt to get some E in Hook for the NES. Then Cody rotoscopes his way to a spiky death in Prince of Persia. Finally, Matt shoves a pair of scissors in the competition in Yandere Simulator.
This week, it’s Secret Santa! Cody uses electroshock therapy to wake up devilbot in Chip, Matt W-A-S-Dies a whole lot due to bad controls in BEEP, and Nikki is faster than lightning but is not faster than a wall in Turbo Pug.
This week we played OLD WEST games! Your dad is the devil and so can you when Matt plays Hard West! Nikki would rather be killed with a ninja star than play Tin Star in Tin Star! And Cody now knows that chickens are muckabluckas, thanks to Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath.
It’s RACING WEEK! Ridiculous! Nikki is born to be wild and also born to be unable to control her car in Rock ‘n Roll Racing! Cody is somehow more boring than usual in SkyDrift, and then Matt Zoo Races in Zoo Race.
This week, we celebrate Halloween with scary games! Cody shows a 100% accurate of 2015 Ukraine in Metro 2033, Nikki refuses to use her weird beam in Laplace no Ma, and Matt zooms in on some cocks in Resident Evil 4!
