Forsooth, the Cartridge Blowers are playing MEDIEVAL games! Squire Matthew’s soul shall beat the most vicious of babies in Hollow Knight! Sir Cody’s game is a slow crawl towards boredom in King Arthur’s World! And Lady Nicole must take on the greatest challenge of all: early 90s PC games in Get Medieval! All this and the best games of the year 2017.
This week is Secret Santa week! Matt gives Nikki the chance to send cars into the ocean just like the good book tells you to in Polybridge! Nikki gives Cody a ticket straight to Green Hill Zone by way of Mirror’s Edge in Refunct! And Cody helps Matt to come to terms with his love of good good puns and good good puzzles in Escape Goat!
In today’s episode of Cartridge Blowers, we play RACING GAMES! Cody avoids running into pancakes which is ludicrous because pancakes are delicious in Toy Box Turbos! And Matt gets sawed in half like a high speed magician in Distance.
YNIN has a Caveman Week! Nikki chucks rocks as Chuck Rock in Chuck Rock! Matt hits a person with a big hunk of meat and then plays a video game where, oddly enough, the same thing happens! In Caveman Warriors! And Cody gets dem bones, straight from the chipmunk bodies, in Prehistorik Man!
This week we play HALLOWEEN GAMES! Matt refuses to buy anime despite the end of the world in Death Road to Canada! Nikki eats up green goop like it’s greasy grimy gopher guts in Haunting Featuring Polterguy! And Cody sucks – but we knew that already – in Luigi’s Mansion!
This week we issue challenges to one another and see how well we do! This theme is always a blast, so please watch and enjoy.
This week we are playing old DOS games! Cody plays as a green rabbit that is not Bucky O Hare in Jazz Jackrabbit. Nikki travels to throw punches as a Dorito man (I think?) in 4D Boxing, and Matt plays what is possibly the most frustrating game ever played on this show: Weird Dreams.
This week, we pick each other’s games! Matt talks to people in space in that wonderful conversation simulator Rex Rocket! Cody has to be hands on to peer into the gaping hole that is Ninjabread Man! And Nikki does the helicopter with her worm head which in Earthworm Jim 3D!
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we play CLONES! Nikki heard about this game via an AOL Keyword so hit her up on ICQ for a review, in Super Tux! Cody wraps up the world in his balls which is not a gag and actually happens, in The Wonderful End of the World! And Matt doesn’t know what making mega means but he make much mega in Mega Maker!
This week on Cartridge Blowers: Amby is a bitch! Nikki dreams a dream of a tiger uppercut in ARM JOE. Cody gets rich while taking advantage of native Americans in the apparently incredibly historically accurate Yukon Trail. And Matt garblegarbelbarlgleleles in Spider-Man Cartoon Maker.
