SW Ep.356 – The Masks You Wear When You Want to Hamburgle
In episode 356: We discuss a religious cryptocurrency, the perfect crime is foiled, birds in Australia are fucking terrifying, Chipotle has a super hero ambassador and more!
SW Ep.355 – Scientology & Chill
In episode 355: We discuss new years, The Shape of Water, and why the pool smells the way it does. We also discuss the worst ever tinder date, Guillermo del Toro is hard to impress, Nature has gone crazy, and more!
SW Ep.349 – Grandpa’s Cheesesteak Wish
In episode 349: We discuss Matt and his attempts to win a sandwich, a murder is committed on the Orient Express, KFC tries a bunch of stupid crap to get you to buy chicken, a guy has a weird way of punishing McDonalds, and more!
SW Ep.342 – Blatant Pigeon Eating in the Eyes of God and Men
In episode 342: We discuss bees, YouTube, the SNES classic, escape rooms, haunted ovens,the fate of British pigeons and more.
SW Ep.334 – Swamp Idiot
In episode 334: We discuss Wonder Woman, and the worst states. Additionally, we have a series of stories about smart speakers, an obituary for a horrid lady, and terrifying mantises.
SW Ep.317 – Jesus Was A Hot Steppah, Look At Him Go!
In Episode 317: Amber gets a beau, Matt has a great Hamilton plan, Nikki obtains a rival, we update a story from episode 1, an exhibit of humans fighting dinosaurs is added to the Noah’s ark theme park, Hater has a great ad campaign, and the best cat based reunion story ever.
SW Ep.315 – 90% More Falcon Than Falcons
In episode 315: We discuss the Superbowl, the Ring series is unnecessary, online dating goes negative, the hot cocoa economy of prison and more!
SW Ep.309 – To Go to Bed You Shouldn’t Have to Ride the Snake
In episode 309: We discuss the horrible movie Terror Toons, everyone in an American embassy in Ghana gets arrested, a horrible person makes her kids go to sleep with heroine, guy who thought he was dating Katy Perry for six years was wrong and much more!
SW Ep.261 – Somebody Did a Satan to Me
In episode 261: A man goes for the crime record in Broward County Florida, Satanic group in Oklahoma starts mutually assured religious destruction, A lady in China fools her friends into thinking she’s pregnant to be pampered, a man gets an erection through use of a testicular button and much more!
SW Ep.258 – Crushed Under the Weight of Your Red Hot Rage
In episode 258: A kid has a birthday party that takes him one step closer to being a joke in a summer movie, a museum focusing on the history of women becomes a history of women murder, A man begins to find something odd about his dogs and more!