SW Ep.356 – The Masks You Wear When You Want to Hamburgle
In episode 356: We discuss a religious cryptocurrency, the perfect crime is foiled, birds in Australia are fucking terrifying, Chipotle has a super hero ambassador and more!
SW Ep.355 – Scientology & Chill
In episode 355: We discuss new years, The Shape of Water, and why the pool smells the way it does. We also discuss the worst ever tinder date, Guillermo del Toro is hard to impress, Nature has gone crazy, and more!
CB Ep.123 – Roller Toaster Raccoon
Forsooth, the Cartridge Blowers are playing MEDIEVAL games! Squire Matthew’s soul shall beat the most vicious of babies in Hollow Knight! Sir Cody’s game is a slow crawl towards boredom in King Arthur’s World! And Lady Nicole must take on the greatest challenge of all: early 90s PC games in Get Medieval! All this and the best games of the year 2017.
SW Ep.354 – Hookers and Hitmen Are Very Expensive
In episode 354 we review Christmas and the year 2017
SW Ep.353 – Million Dollar Baby Vs. Hitler
In episode 353: Nikki shares her hate of Star Wars and Love Actually, Amber goes over The Greatest Showman, and the Disaster artist was fun. We also discuss the fall of a Tantric swindler, a lady shoplifts Supermarket Sweeps style on maybe the worst possible day, and more!
CB Ep.122 – America Died and We All Became Swords
This week is Secret Santa week! Matt gives Nikki the chance to send cars into the ocean just like the good book tells you to in Polybridge! Nikki gives Cody a ticket straight to Green Hill Zone by way of Mirror’s Edge in Refunct! And Cody helps Matt to come to terms with his love of good good puns and good good puzzles in Escape Goat!
SW Ep.352 – That is Some Aural….Sex
In episode 352: Matt is snowmageddonned, we discuss the Disaster Artist, the original story of the Little Mermaid is weird, and the latest Daddy movie is awful. Also, the post office loses something that really screws up someone’s life, Harry Potter has fanfiction written by artificial intelligence, and more!
CB Ep.121 – That’s Race-ist
In today’s episode of Cartridge Blowers, we play RACING GAMES! Cody avoids running into pancakes which is ludicrous because pancakes are delicious in Toy Box Turbos! And Matt gets sawed in half like a high speed magician in Distance.
SW Ep.351 – Stumbling Down the Rabbit Hole of Forgotten Children
In episode 351: We discuss the storied fake history of the Daddy franchise, the vanishing siblings in all of television, the best fake episode of Degrassi, the mythology of the South Korean penis park, a pooping amazon delivery, the return of the dicker sticker and more!
SW Ep.350 – Are You Ready to Feel Uncomfortable?
In episode 350: Amber finally upgrades to 2004 internet, We discuss Justice League (no spoilers), a man builds a rocket in his backyard to prove the Earth is flat, A jilted lover story takes a weird twist, and more!