This week we play Browser Games! Amby gets tortured by Satan in hell but for some reason Satan is a chef with no legs in Papa Louie! Cody flops around on the floor and it’s not even the Yearly Little Rock Flopathon in Jelly Mario! And Matt realizes that what Mario needs is a hovertank, a conclusion we should’ve come to long ago, in Super Mario Crossover!
A man is duped by his dead wife, a man is arrested after his mom’s obituary becomes problematic, a substitute teacher starts a child fight club, a guy gets out of a traffic ticket but gets into hot water, an artist paints a gigantic blue eyesore and more!
Matt workshops his new D&D game, Amber takes on a rather awesome escape room, and Cody sees Ready Player One (no spoilers). We then discus a mystery vacation site, the most insane and incredibly real hotel story involving birds ever, a Japanese roller coaster derails and no one notices, a guy storms a play in an effort to save Jesus and more!
This week on Cartridge Blowers we are all about anime! Matt breaks ya neck, come on, in Spider-Man I mean Attack on Titan 2! Sometimes SD stands for Super Deformed and sometimes it stands for Special Delivery! Well, here’s a delivery for you: Cody plays Super Deformed Gundam Force! And Nikki delivers you a long and deep treatise on Naruto lore which is actually a soft pilot for a emotional and very serious Sasuke fanfiction podcast, in Naruto Shippuden: Naruto vs Sasuke!
Nikki is nearly gets in the weirdest car wreck. Amber finds the best way to relieve stress as her company implodes. We give a brief spoilery review of Pacific Rim 2. We discuss the 64 best names in the world. A Family Guy episode is based off of a real horrible daycare. A great story about a guy’s unusual hockey luck, and more!
We briefly give a spoiler free review of Tomb Raider. Cody goes to a weird Star Wars museum that was secretly a trap. Matt and Nikki go to a protest. Amber continues to deal with liquidation. A lady decides to prove to her children that God exists by making them meet him. Cops hilariously catch some shoplifters. Dinosaurs invade a park. The worst job to do illegal things at, and more!
In episode 365: Chipotle Batman ends his streak. Jesus plays a wicked jazz sax. A man discovers he is dead. A lady uses her baby as a fall-guy, and more!
This week we play games that we love. Nikki’s lost her dream orbs and now she’s gotta be a clownboy in Nights in to Dreams! It’s a Mega Man world and Scrooge McDuck is just livin’ in it when Matt plays Shovel Knight! And Cody throws himself through a blue hole and it’s sadly not into the back of a whale like in my horrible dream… or in Portal 2!
In episode 364: Nikki tells of a TSA adventure. A Japanese town invents a hellish beast to solve its crop problem. A car thief tries to escape police by pretending to be famous. A town in Norway makes it illegal to die. We discuss a plethora of horrible DIY medical stories, and a night club has a horse related scare.
In episode 363: We discuss the trailer to Wreck it Ralph 2, Tommy Wiseau wishes to create a “The Room” musical, Ubering when drunk could potentially have its own problems, Criminal needs to invest in wet naps and more.
