CB Ep.186 – My Daughter The Puzzle
This week, we play fake sports sports games! Matt dodges balls AND cars in Knockout City. Nikki reaches the fur-st down in Jerry Rice & Nitus’ Dog Football, and Cody tosses a disc hadouken style in Windjammers!
CB Ep.114 – Waggle the ‘chuck, Waggle the ‘mote
This week, we pick each other’s games! Matt talks to people in space in that wonderful conversation simulator Rex Rocket! Cody has to be hands on to peer into the gaping hole that is Ninjabread Man! And Nikki does the helicopter with her worm head which in Earthworm Jim 3D!
CB Ep.112 – It’s Ruining Our Children
This week we play controversial games. Cody is a fan of artistic things which is why he has a painting of himself that keeps him from aging in Madworld! Nikki puts on a mask and punches out people’s guts and then afterward she plays a videogame in Splatterhouse! And Matt looks back on a game about killing young women – sorry, young women’s acting careers, in Night Trap!
CB Ep.97 – Tim Burton’s Cold Whopper
This week we play Halloween games! Matt whips it good in Castlevania Judgement, Cody sings along to the all your favorite song in Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie’s Revenge, and Nikki slices people in half wif her kicks and also she plays a video game of some sort in Nightmare Creatures!
CB Ep.75 – I Cannot Potato Comprehend Potato Why the Avengers Potatoed
This week we play Comic Book Games! Matt finds that a Thor cosplayer stands no chance against the evil forces of some space guys who probably have names maybe in Avengers in Galactic Storm! Cody free-falls through the future just to punch a demon in the dick in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions! And then Matt’s back with a game that doesn’t need him to mention the Thing to compare it to a penis in Fantastic Four!
CB Ep.42 – Talk About Microtransactions! FAGEDDABOUDDIT!
This week we played games with characters that have the same names as us! Cody is a guy but he’s not actually Guy in Final Fight, Matt is a clown child murderer who fights a swordfighting masturbator in No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle, Nikki is a radical but more of a mechanic than a ninja in Kid Niki: Radical Ninja, and Dylan just doesn’t understand how plate tectonics work in relation to traffic flow in The Kyle Shaw Adventure.