This week we play games that were never technically released. Nikki finally plays as Matt’s favorite video game character, Alec Baldwin, in the Shadow! Cody is a fraggin bastich and could totally beat Wolverine in a fight in Lobo, and Matt kills dead politicians in Socks the Cat Rocks the Hill.
Cody goes to hell but not like Matt’s been praying for in Swamp Thing. Matt plays with animals’ balls in Tiny Toon Adventures: Defenders of the Universe for the goddamned PS2. Lastly, Nikki learns to fly – because that’s how you cheese the game – in DEMON BLAZON!
This week we play leaked unreleased games! Matt says fuck you, the ocean and he fucks the ocean in Fireteam Rogue! Nikki squirts out some novelties while surrounded by wine bottles in The California Raisins! And Cody finds he needs a few minutes to charge up his lasers he swears this has never happened before in Sunman!
This week on Cartridge Blowers Matt talks Marvel Heroes and we go over three games that are great experiences but not necessarily great games! And then it’s time for us to play games that were never before seen by human eyes! Matt sees what Seven Seagal says the Final Option is, I fly into sexual innuendo with Diddy Kong Pilot, Nikki barrel rolls into Star Fox 2 and Matt goes again with Time Diver: Eon Man!
