This week we’re playing MOVIE BASED GAMES! Nikki watches as Ming-Na debases herself more than in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within in Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game! Matt builds a dinosaur but gosh, when will he ever get to color a dinosaur? He plays Jurassic Park Evolution! And Cody does flips and shit but I mean Marty McFly almost fucks his mom, can we talk about that? He played Super Back to the Future II!
This week we play SUPERHERO GAMES! Nikki reintroduces us to Lizzie and Dana and their incredible, riveting 12 issue arc in Maximum Carnage! Cody gives Wolverine a deep tissue massage, everyone’s fondest wish, in Super Hero Squad! And Matt gets a YIN YANG BONUS, which is probably… good? In Batman Forever: The Arcade Game!
This week we play games that never left Japan. Matt eats a bad hamburger for a shitty prop joke with Donald Land, Cody plays what I can only assume is an iPad game from 1995 in Segata Sanshiro Shinken Yūgi, and Nikki worships the devil and also she plays some weird NES game in Devil World!
This week we take guilty pleasure in enjoying games that others just didn’t appreciate! Nikki lives in the city but not to worry, she knows she has to survive in Sonic R, Cody clangs his Butt against your hitboxes in Graffiti Kingdom, and Matt smells like blood and violence so you know he has been betrayed in Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance.
