This week, it’s little known fighting games! Nikki kills our favorite new character of 2021, Robot Marshmallow Cop, in Flying Dragon. Cody does a little dance and is a cutie patootie in Cho Aniki, and Matt will play more of this game over his aged corpse in Battle Construction Vehicles!
This week we play games from our childhood that we only sorta remember! Nikki is the mayor of Drown Town in Eternal Ring! Cody gets his sexy Mojo back in X-Men: Mojo World, and Matt takes on the kings of the ocean, the Jellyfish, in Jaws!
This week we play games that were released to controversy. Nikki rewrites the Bible in Save Jesus, Matt gets peed on in Manhunt 2, and Cody doesn’t get to pee on anybody in Postal.
This week it’s anime games! Nikki wants the supreme court to recognize spirit unions in Shaman King: Power of Spirit. Cody uses the ultimate strategy (passwords) in Akira, and Matt is five pretty girls in Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon!
This week we play Simpsons games! Matt gets molested by Smithers in Bart’s House of Weirdness. Nikki shoves it, and honestly that’s rude, in Simpsons Skateboarding. Lastly, Cody gets a hole in fun, in Itchy and Scratchy: Miniature Golf Madness.
This week we play historical video games! Yes! Matt travels to the Roman invasion of Britannia to throw a human head at a guy and scream a lot in Wulverblade! Cody is stuck in the Civil War, showing the superiority of house over cannon, in North and South! And Nikki is stuck in ancient Japan where afros were super big, I guess? In Way of the Samurai!
This week we play SUPERHERO GAMES! Nikki reintroduces us to Lizzie and Dana and their incredible, riveting 12 issue arc in Maximum Carnage! Cody gives Wolverine a deep tissue massage, everyone’s fondest wish, in Super Hero Squad! And Matt gets a YIN YANG BONUS, which is probably… good? In Batman Forever: The Arcade Game!
This week is lesser known fighting games! Nikki’s shoulder pads are on point, as always, you go girl! In Cosmic Carnage! Matt shoots lasers at a guy to get at his guts in BloodStorm! And Cody steals men’s souls but does he make them his slaves? Find out, in Onimusha: Blade Warriors.
This week we play board games in VIDEO GAME FORM! Heihachi Mishima looks like he’s gotta take a wicked shit when Cody plays Pac-Man Fever! Knuckles has an accident and man that’s two shit jokes in a row so let’s go for the trifecta, but yeah, Matt plays Sonic Shuffle. And a dangerous robotic AI destroys various united states military vehicles and it all looks like a big bag of baby dooks when Nikki plays Battleship!
This week we’re playing games based on television shows! Master Splinter contacts April so he can drown her without witnesses when Cody plays Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Smash-Up! Matt plays a game based on a show where a guy plays games sometimes based on shows and now my brain hurty in Retro Game Challenge 2! And Nikki misses her opportunity to go to space camp which means she’ll never burn up in re-entry and I’m gonna have to get my money back from the psychic in Double Dare.
