This week we play clone games! Cody is a super-fighting meatball man in Bots N Bolts. Nikki is saving all the animals by beating them unconscious in Super Noah’s Ark 3D, and Matt is full of hackblood energy in Slayers X: Terminal Aftermath: Vengance of the Slayer!
This week we play games that are clones of other games! Nikki brings hell exactly what it needs in Heretic. Cody Jump Jumps and Slid Slides in Rosenkreuzstilette, and Matt is a big buff fish that’s here to steal your girlfriend in Slap City.
It’s clone week! Nikki very quickly realizes the value of giant cosmic ostriches in Atomic Battle Dragons! Cody gives me a reason to say the amazing name of “Gillius Thunderhead” in Golden Axe Warrior! And Matt makes a little girl clean up a pile of rats which is why he’s unfit for parenthood in Blossom Tales!
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we play CLONES! Nikki heard about this game via an AOL Keyword so hit her up on ICQ for a review, in Super Tux! Cody wraps up the world in his balls which is not a gag and actually happens, in The Wonderful End of the World! And Matt doesn’t know what making mega means but he make much mega in Mega Maker!
This week we played CLONE GAMES! Dylan masters the flying knee but will always stay in the streets in Fighter’s History! Cody can lock and Cody can chase but can he do both in Lock ‘N Chase? Matt flash fries some Nepalese terrorists and stumble around in the subway like a trench-coat porn salesman in Manhattan in Syphon Filter. And Nikki lets us in on her secret love for dogs who look like Snoop Dogg in Konami Krazy Racers!
This week we play knock off video games! Nikki finds the secret Chamber of Frustration in Harrys Legend, guest host Jerry hates owls in the Great Giana Sisters, Dylan crushes castles and dreams in Crush the Castle, and I don’t even know what the fuck Im doing in Crime Life 2. All this and we slide as many penises by Nintendo as possible.
