This week we judge games by their covers! Cody is Wink Ballfield, a man out of time and a man out of banjos, in Phalanx! Nikki punches down a brick wall but that’s actually just a normal Friday Night for her, then she plays Brawl Brothers! And Matt has rippling muscles made only for octopi in The ULTIMATE Stuntman!
This week, we play video games and our only prior knowledge is the cover art! Nikki’s game gives us a window into what I imagine is a future where Trump wins, in Crack Down! Matt’s game shows a portrait of white kids in the early 90s in a piece he calls “Eau De Trying To Hard,” in Treasure Master! And Cody found the worst furry porn on DeviantArt and I guess that counts, good fucking job man – it’s Dinosaurs for Hire!
This episode, we picked games based entirely on their covers! Soon Matt will have bones of steel in Octodad: Dadliest Catch, Nikki is clotheslined by an anime in Cutie Suzuki, Dylan finds a holocube in Flashback, and Cody is BUILDING UP to something unimpressive in Cho Aniki: Legend of Holy Protein for the PS2.
This week we learn to judge a video game by its ridiculous cover! Nikki tries to shatter ShatterHand. Cody gets crude with the game Two Crude Dudes. Dylan looks at an obscure gem called World of Warcraft and Matt gets some claw in DinoCity!
