In this episode, we play games we love! Cody pumps Petey with his liquid lovin’ in Super Mario Sunshine, Nikki breaks the game – seriously, you gotta see this – in Super Mario Bros. 3, and Matt goes for the world record, assuming that the world is his room, in Super Mario World.
This week, we play historical video games! Nikki blinds multiple dogs with cayenne pepper because she’s a horrible monster in Freedom!, Cody belly flops into a wheelchair because stairs are hard in Stanley: The Search For Dr. Livingston, and Matt singlehandedly makes buffalo go extinct, fulfilling his plan were he ever to gain a time machine, in Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo!
This week we play games that pissed off everyone else! Nikki talks about the ten people left behind to shoot semen into the Earth in Left Behind, Cody never makes it to the Great Mighty Poo in Conker’s Bad Fur Day, and Matt’s that guy who always ruins the party by showing you a slideshow about the JFK Assassination in JFK: Reloaded.
This week we play games that everyone else loved, but we somehow missed. Cody turns badass ancient Greek battles into a cure for insomnia in God of War, Nikki wishes she was owned a bunch of art because then she’d finally have some damn frames unlike in Perfect Dark, and Matt HutHuts in Tecmo Bowl!
Luckily, we humans have evolved the ability to repress trauma but today we trigger horrible memories of childhood! Matt is John Platoon, master of the platoon, ready to platoon around all damned day in Platoon, Cody goes on a secret mission from Charles Xavier to exterminate all the impure blood in the world in X-Men, and Nikki just makes us really disappointed in the Genesis in Cosmic Spacehead.
This week we take a look at Titus Software, makers of Superman 64, and are forcing ourselves to take on other parts of their poopy catalogue. Nikki finds out she’s impervious to palm trees, which we’ve kinda always known, in Lamborghini American Challenge; Matt spends his days wondering what the hell is happening with that coma patient heart attack athlete in Robocop; and Cody straight fucks a shark in Blues Brothers.
This week we challenge each other just like on Nick Arcade. We play tiny snippets of various games, some of them even blindfolded!
This week we played CLONE GAMES! Dylan masters the flying knee but will always stay in the streets in Fighter’s History! Cody can lock and Cody can chase but can he do both in Lock ‘N Chase? Matt flash fries some Nepalese terrorists and stumble around in the subway like a trench-coat porn salesman in Manhattan in Syphon Filter. And Nikki lets us in on her secret love for dogs who look like Snoop Dogg in Konami Krazy Racers!
This week we play leaked unreleased games! Matt says fuck you, the ocean and he fucks the ocean in Fireteam Rogue! Nikki squirts out some novelties while surrounded by wine bottles in The California Raisins! And Cody finds he needs a few minutes to charge up his lasers he swears this has never happened before in Sunman!
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we get X-Treeeeme! Cody is so F-Zero it hurts and does a nosegrab snailfish in Sonic Riders, Nikki dresses like a pile of dirty laundry and listens to rad tunes in Tommy Moe’s Winter Extreme: Skiing and Snowboarding, Dylan tries to become one with the powder in 1080 Snowboarding, and Matt gets super-sloppy doin’ ollies in OlliOlli.
