This time we finally get around to playing games everyone else just seems to love. Cody spreads his meat juices everywhere which is how he got banned from the movie theater so he really should know better in Super Meat Boy! And just like his mom did the day he was born, Matt pushes a fetus through a cave into a terrible basement full of spiders in The Binding of Isaac!
This week we play historical video games! Yes! Matt travels to the Roman invasion of Britannia to throw a human head at a guy and scream a lot in Wulverblade! Cody is stuck in the Civil War, showing the superiority of house over cannon, in North and South! And Nikki is stuck in ancient Japan where afros were super big, I guess? In Way of the Samurai!
This week we play Browser Games! Amby gets tortured by Satan in hell but for some reason Satan is a chef with no legs in Papa Louie! Cody flops around on the floor and it’s not even the Yearly Little Rock Flopathon in Jelly Mario! And Matt realizes that what Mario needs is a hovertank, a conclusion we should’ve come to long ago, in Super Mario Crossover!
This week on Cartridge Blowers we are all about anime! Matt breaks ya neck, come on, in Spider-Man I mean Attack on Titan 2! Sometimes SD stands for Super Deformed and sometimes it stands for Special Delivery! Well, here’s a delivery for you: Cody plays Super Deformed Gundam Force! And Nikki delivers you a long and deep treatise on Naruto lore which is actually a soft pilot for a emotional and very serious Sasuke fanfiction podcast, in Naruto Shippuden: Naruto vs Sasuke!
This week we play games that we love. Nikki’s lost her dream orbs and now she’s gotta be a clownboy in Nights in to Dreams! It’s a Mega Man world and Scrooge McDuck is just livin’ in it when Matt plays Shovel Knight! And Cody throws himself through a blue hole and it’s sadly not into the back of a whale like in my horrible dream… or in Portal 2!
This week we throw the reviews and upcomming games out the window and focus entirely of playing against each other (including special guest host Amby) in several multiplayer games. First we keep movin ‘lest we die in the aptly named Move or Die! Next we try to stop each other from making it to the flag with cleverly placed stairs and black holes in Ultimate Chicken Horse. Then it’s tanks, tanks, and more tanks in Shellshock Live! Finally we throw down in a seemingly never-ending smash bros. style battle royale in Stick Fight: The Game!
This week we judge games by their covers! Cody is Wink Ballfield, a man out of time and a man out of banjos, in Phalanx! Nikki punches down a brick wall but that’s actually just a normal Friday Night for her, then she plays Brawl Brothers! And Matt has rippling muscles made only for octopi in The ULTIMATE Stuntman!
Forsooth, the Cartridge Blowers are playing MEDIEVAL games! Squire Matthew’s soul shall beat the most vicious of babies in Hollow Knight! Sir Cody’s game is a slow crawl towards boredom in King Arthur’s World! And Lady Nicole must take on the greatest challenge of all: early 90s PC games in Get Medieval! All this and the best games of the year 2017.
In today’s episode of Cartridge Blowers, we play RACING GAMES! Cody avoids running into pancakes which is ludicrous because pancakes are delicious in Toy Box Turbos! And Matt gets sawed in half like a high speed magician in Distance.
This week, saddle up, pards! It’s Wild West Week! Matt becomes the Super Ultra Sexy Hero in Rising Zan: The Samurai Gunman! Nikki gets buried with her money in Sunset Riders! And Cody gets blindsided by a surprising twist: a fun game! With Wild Guns! All this and Xenoblade Buttrock! It’s rock!
