This week we play games that never left Japan. Matt eats a bad hamburger for a shitty prop joke with Donald Land, Cody plays what I can only assume is an iPad game from 1995 in Segata Sanshiro Shinken Yūgi, and Nikki worships the devil and also she plays some weird NES game in Devil World!
This week we play games chosen by our friend Amber. Nikki does fairy dust in attempt to get some E in Hook for the NES. Then Cody rotoscopes his way to a spiky death in Prince of Persia. Finally, Matt shoves a pair of scissors in the competition in Yandere Simulator.
This week we played OLD WEST games! Your dad is the devil and so can you when Matt plays Hard West! Nikki would rather be killed with a ninja star than play Tin Star in Tin Star! And Cody now knows that chickens are muckabluckas, thanks to Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath.
It’s RACING WEEK! Ridiculous! Nikki is born to be wild and also born to be unable to control her car in Rock ‘n Roll Racing! Cody is somehow more boring than usual in SkyDrift, and then Matt Zoo Races in Zoo Race.
This week, we celebrate Halloween with scary games! Cody shows a 100% accurate of 2015 Ukraine in Metro 2033, Nikki refuses to use her weird beam in Laplace no Ma, and Matt zooms in on some cocks in Resident Evil 4!
This week it’s all about corporate mascot games! Matt fails to find that button assigned to tasting the rainbow in Darkened Skye, Nikki delves into the deep and long-lasting pizza gremlin lore that swept America in Yo! Noid!, and Cody wants to find his one true sugar vagina in Tony and Friends in Kellogg’s Land!
This week it’s all about lesser known fighting games! Cody almost destroys as much of Vegas as Donal Trump destroyed Atlantic City in War of the Monsters, Nikki learns that the ultimate opponent is budget constraints in Best of the Best, and Matt takes a troubled youth from Philadelphia to Bel Air in Divekick!
This week we play anime-based video games! Matt blows up a butt-hole beast in Crayon Shin-Chan 2: Daimaou no Gyakushuu, Cody refuses to abandon government property like a real man in Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex, and Nikki uses twin magic to give a rabbit diabetes in Miracle Girls!
This week we play ROMHACKS! Cody saves the cheerleader to save the next identical cheerleader in Oh No! More Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Nikki finds out just how easy it is to ruin Mario Kart in Super Mario Kart: SYS85 Edition or something, and Matt gets his Super chocolate in his Mega peanut butter in Rockman 3: The Last of the Mushroom Kingdom?!
This week we picked each others poisons and now we wish we had actually been poisoned. Matt throws hamburgers but the fairies won’t go away in Labyrinth, Cody has his cleavage on full display in Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, and Nikki tries to finally redeem herself some 69 episodes later in Mega Man 4.
