This week it’s SPOOKY GAMES! Cody combats a horrifying flesh pile and I should also probably apologize to my wife for calling her that in Little Nightmares! Nikki makes the Candyman fight Chucky but like… couldn’t you just, like, step on Chucky? In Terrordrome! And Matt cracks the case of the Kraken’s case in Return of the Obra Dinn!
This week we play games the other hosts have played on the show before in ENVY WEEK! Matt worships at the altar of the pizza gremlin in Yo! Noid! Nikki takes us deep into the mindscape of an old Japanese man in LSD: Dream Simulator! And Cody betrays us to the spheres – I fed up with this world – in Q.U.B.E.!
It’s clone week! Nikki very quickly realizes the value of giant cosmic ostriches in Atomic Battle Dragons! Cody gives me a reason to say the amazing name of “Gillius Thunderhead” in Golden Axe Warrior! And Matt makes a little girl clean up a pile of rats which is why he’s unfit for parenthood in Blossom Tales!
In episode 392: We discuss A House With a Clock in the Walls, Nikki explains what IKR means, and we become millennial heroes. We discuss a man battle a tree of dicks over a petty FF7 quest, A guy gets an underwhelming reward for going above and beyond and decides to get revenge, and a lady makes the worst possible mistake when applying for overseas travel!
This week on Cartridge Blowers we take a look at games that were only released in Japan – until they weren’t! Matt plays as an evil version of a hero of justice which has never happened in any media before in Rockman and Forte! It’s dishonorable to jump into a luchador’s mouth unless you do a triple moonsault off the top rope, but Cody does it anyway in Doki Doki Panic! And Nikki introduces us to Pete and Danny, forever my OTP, in The Firemen.
This week we’re playing MOVIE BASED GAMES! Nikki watches as Ming-Na debases herself more than in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within in Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game! Matt builds a dinosaur but gosh, when will he ever get to color a dinosaur? He plays Jurassic Park Evolution! And Cody does flips and shit but I mean Marty McFly almost fucks his mom, can we talk about that? He played Super Back to the Future II!
This time, we play games considered to be “the worst ever.” Nikki drops a motorcycle on a monkey and that’s a crime in my book, young lady. You’re going to PSPrison. It’s Dragonball Evolution! Cody gets stomped to death by horses – should’ve listened to that fortune teller – in Athena! And Matt plays what some scientists would classify as a “video game” and others would classify as “a big poopy dooky pile” in Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing!
It turns out that Cody’s internet got crappy and Nikki is on vacation, so there’s no new Cartridge Blowers this week. Have …
Here’s your chance do your dance this week on Cartridge Blowers where play sport-ish games! Cody drops the ball which is just so like him in Epigenesis! Matt kills people for fun and sport which is… just so like him in Mutant Football League! And Nikki… lasers… math… something. Listen, it’s kinda wild so check it out when she plays Laser League!
This week we played video games with card mechanics! Nikki gives a math lesson which basically makes my terrible sad brain melt in Triple Triad! Matt’s box is on fire – which is double entendre if I’ve ever heard one – in Metal Gear Acid 2! And Cody helps the space vagina conquer the Earth like I always suspected he would in Loot Rascals!
