This week it’s SPOOKY GAMES! Cody combats a horrifying flesh pile and I should also probably apologize to my wife for calling her that in Little Nightmares! Nikki makes the Candyman fight Chucky but like… couldn’t you just, like, step on Chucky? In Terrordrome! And Matt cracks the case of the Kraken’s case in Return of the Obra Dinn!
This week we play games the other hosts have played on the show before in ENVY WEEK! Matt worships at the altar of the pizza gremlin in Yo! Noid! Nikki takes us deep into the mindscape of an old Japanese man in LSD: Dream Simulator! And Cody betrays us to the spheres – I fed up with this world – in Q.U.B.E.!
It’s clone week! Nikki very quickly realizes the value of giant cosmic ostriches in Atomic Battle Dragons! Cody gives me a reason to say the amazing name of “Gillius Thunderhead” in Golden Axe Warrior! And Matt makes a little girl clean up a pile of rats which is why he’s unfit for parenthood in Blossom Tales!
This week on Cartridge Blowers we take a look at games that were only released in Japan – until they weren’t! Matt plays as an evil version of a hero of justice which has never happened in any media before in Rockman and Forte! It’s dishonorable to jump into a luchador’s mouth unless you do a triple moonsault off the top rope, but Cody does it anyway in Doki Doki Panic! And Nikki introduces us to Pete and Danny, forever my OTP, in The Firemen.
This week we’re playing MOVIE BASED GAMES! Nikki watches as Ming-Na debases herself more than in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within in Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game! Matt builds a dinosaur but gosh, when will he ever get to color a dinosaur? He plays Jurassic Park Evolution! And Cody does flips and shit but I mean Marty McFly almost fucks his mom, can we talk about that? He played Super Back to the Future II!
This time, we play games considered to be “the worst ever.” Nikki drops a motorcycle on a monkey and that’s a crime in my book, young lady. You’re going to PSPrison. It’s Dragonball Evolution! Cody gets stomped to death by horses – should’ve listened to that fortune teller – in Athena! And Matt plays what some scientists would classify as a “video game” and others would classify as “a big poopy dooky pile” in Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing!
Here’s your chance do your dance this week on Cartridge Blowers where play sport-ish games! Cody drops the ball which is just so like him in Epigenesis! Matt kills people for fun and sport which is… just so like him in Mutant Football League! And Nikki… lasers… math… something. Listen, it’s kinda wild so check it out when she plays Laser League!
This time we finally get around to playing games everyone else just seems to love. Cody spreads his meat juices everywhere which is how he got banned from the movie theater so he really should know better in Super Meat Boy! And just like his mom did the day he was born, Matt pushes a fetus through a cave into a terrible basement full of spiders in The Binding of Isaac!
This week on Cartridge Blowers we are all about anime! Matt breaks ya neck, come on, in Spider-Man I mean Attack on Titan 2! Sometimes SD stands for Super Deformed and sometimes it stands for Special Delivery! Well, here’s a delivery for you: Cody plays Super Deformed Gundam Force! And Nikki delivers you a long and deep treatise on Naruto lore which is actually a soft pilot for a emotional and very serious Sasuke fanfiction podcast, in Naruto Shippuden: Naruto vs Sasuke!
In episode 16 we enter world 1-1 and hope the heroes of the land of bits and bytes can defend us against the devious jerks from the end of world 8. Will humanity be allowed to continue or will we see our game over screen before our time? Grab your coins, get behind your controls and press start to play because TWIA is GO!
