This week we play Halloween games! Matt whips it good in Castlevania Judgement, Cody sings along to the all your favorite song in Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie’s Revenge, and Nikki slices people in half wif her kicks and also she plays a video game of some sort in Nightmare Creatures!
This week: Advergames! Matt travels to space in armor made of cereal which I think is something NASA really needs to test in ChexQuest, Nikki is a one-woman war on Christmas in Christmas Shopping Simulator, and Cody is dangerous cheesy and also regular cheesy because he’s lame in Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool.
This week, join us as we reach into the pet semetary that is failed mascot games! Cody jumps on a bed despite what his parents told him to do in Aero the Acro-Bat 2, Matt single-handedly contributes to the destruction of the rain-forest in Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt, and Nikki plays Bubsy. Need I say more?
This week, watch our souls die as we play games from Ocean! Matt plays the Mel Gibson/Danny Glover health management simulator that is Lethal Weapon. Nikki fights an epic battle for alleyway supremacy in the Untouchables. And Cody plays lemmings with your grandmother in Eek the Cat.
This week we play games we love! Cody speeds through a keed and now he has to tell you when he moves into your neighborhood in Sonic Generations, and Matt checks out a hairy man-ape’s sweet muscular donkeybuns in Donkey Kong 94. All this plus we talk about the NES Classic Edition — and also Nikki is here!
Cody goes to hell but not like Matt’s been praying for in Swamp Thing. Matt plays with animals’ balls in Tiny Toon Adventures: Defenders of the Universe for the goddamned PS2. Lastly, Nikki learns to fly – because that’s how you cheese the game – in DEMON BLAZON!
This is Nick Arcade Challenge Week! We play lots of video games and complete tiny challenges up in em! YAY!
This week the King’s three top aides shall procure various games for yon viewing pleasure: The Royal Poison Taster Matt is a half-minute man, but we all knew this, in Half Minute Hero 2; The Royal Poison Maker, Cody, is three people in one – which is a sex joke waiting to happen – in Trine 2, and Nikki, whose job oddly has naught to do with poison yet still the woman keeps ordering poisons online to do what I know not, she shows off Tom Cruise’s abs in Legend.
This week we play games that some people consider among the worst of all time! Cody uses his black video game stereotype character to fight Aussies in Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, Matt uses his psycho wave on a pregnant mummy in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Nikki vomits a bowl of fruit onto the Game Gear Sonic in Socket!
This week, we play video games and our only prior knowledge is the cover art! Nikki’s game gives us a window into what I imagine is a future where Trump wins, in Crack Down! Matt’s game shows a portrait of white kids in the early 90s in a piece he calls “Eau De Trying To Hard,” in Treasure Master! And Cody found the worst furry porn on DeviantArt and I guess that counts, good fucking job man – it’s Dinosaurs for Hire!
