In episode 208 : Japan ruins pizza, A woman is hired to do unspeakable things to her unsuspecting self, Italian bars have been robbed by a personified winter movie plot, the longest fiction in human history is fan fiction, Arkansas finally gets a terrible Chinese restaurant chain that apparently has its head up its own ass and more!
In Episode 193: The high tech boob chastity belt is a bit misguided, It be hard out there for a Nike clad pimp yo, Revenge cake is a dish best served steaming, dragging a kids name through mud is totally legal apparently, Peace destroyed by birds and more!
In episode 190 : A quartet of revenge stories, The worst baby names of 2013, A grandson wastes not wants not on a very unique coupon, abdominal pain is a 40 year old mummified mistake and more!
In episode 180 : Fix a Flat ass gets an update, Get your foot in the door at Foxconn, You can now become the roach god, Paul Simon is as good as Ibuprofen, Oreos are literally your crack, We now know what animal pees the fastest, We know how you can exercise and work at the same time, the road to Barbacaos is paved in placenta and more!
In Episode 157: A deranged sorority sister creates an email that is a quote rough fucking ride, A six year old seriously needs chinese food, The best ways to quit your job, Hipster parents are the worst and a lot more!
In Episode 156 : It is our birthday!…also Iran invents time travel, Jason Rohrer creates last board game ever, A lady has the best excuse for no sex ever, DNA strikes again, Daft Punk is about to destroy an Australian town and more!
In episode 154 : Matt faces two fears, criminals tricked out of a hostage situation by not dogs, A man tries to get his girlfriend out of jail by selling his daughter, Burgers get intimate in Australia, A brony calls out an artist for drawing porn of his wife…Twilight Sparkle and more!
In episode 148 : We are visited by the fabulous Laura Post, The emergency broadcast system alerts us of a zombie attack on America, a guy REALLY enjoys being interviewed, a lady gives the best school assembly ever, a sandwich corpse at the Donut King and much more!
In episode 133 : A man sues his wife for having his baby, A man robs a store for hilarious reasons, A woman nearly burns down a Piggly Wiggly because of 7up, Insurance finds a woman to have suspicious timing, a guy shows up to his own fueral and more!
In episode 127 : The most gruesome proposal, an update to several stories including the old lady ruining an ancient painting of Jesus, Smash Mouth does not eat eggs , The largest most detrimental accidental party of all time…project x style and MORE!
