This week we play western games! Nikki slams her face into a cactus in Cowboy Kid, Cody fights video games’ official 10,000th giant spider battle in Gunman Clive 2, and Matt gets revenge for his dead wife and my giant gorilla arms in Outlaws.
This week we play games by LJN. Matt gets kicked to death, just like his grandma always said he would if he didn’t stay in school, in the Karate Kid. He also drowns a cat in the ocean, just like his grandma also said he would, in T&C Surf Designs! Cody sends a gorilla on a quest for white imperialism in T&C Surf Designs 2: Thrilla’s Surfari! And Nikki TRIES TO SAVE ILLYANA FROM MEAT CONTINENT in the Uncanny X-Men! All this and Super Mario Maker 2.
This week we play baby video games: BETAS! Cody follows leash laws, maybe now he can start picking up after that horrible two-tailed monster he drags everywhere in Sonic Crackers! Nikki shows us that sexy legs don’t always make a good video game, unlike the delectable gams on Crash Bandicoot, in Quik: The Thunder Rabbit! And Matt throws Captain America into an abyss in Marvel Super Heroes War of the Gems!
This week we play our very own GUILTY PLEASURES! Nikki really really wants to zigga zig-uh, which is probably a crime too, in Spice World! Cody finds that the most delicious desert includes rotten meat in Prinny: Can I Really Be The Hero?! And Matt smokes his favorite police brand cigarettes, right Zach? In Deadly Premonition! All this and Breath of the Wild VR!
This week: it’s RACING GAME WEEK! Matt tries to drive off a cliff like his hero Thelma in Rock ‘N Racing Grand Prix! Finally video games about old people! Hey, Mortal Kombat, when can I decapitate my grandpa? Cody plays Coffin Dodgers! And Nikki is an anthropomorphic car just like in my Cartridge Blowers fanfiction and in Stunt Race FX!
This week we play video games you have probably never heard of! Nikki takes on Sex-Dungeon Magneto in Mace: The Dark Age. Watch a shark fight an alligator in Utah, because that’s apparently a thing, when Cody plays Animelee. Finally, Matt proves Hawk is unmanly, but we already knew that, in Best of Best!
This week we play Tom Clancy games! Matt infiltrates a terrorist den with the help of the most dangerous animal of all: Grenades! Cody shoves his enemies into submission in Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. And Nikki is a big flying Hawk, in HAWX!
This week it’s Nick Arcade Challenge Week! That’s right, once again we issue each other game related challenges to see how good we really are.
This week we play games by Ocean Software. Nikki gets killed by sharks, spears, falling, and more in Lethal Weapon. Matt fights Ninja to the death, and now he’ll get to stream Fortnite with Drake, in Fighter’s Destiny. Finally, Cody let’s us see Walter Matthau again in Dennis the Menace.
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we play games given to us by our… “friend.” Matt shoots a bottle, a man, but never a damn dog in Mad Dog McCree, Cody knows not of your pod in Ecco the Dolphin, and Nikki eats souls and drowns a raccoon – Disney is way more hardcore than I remember – in Pocahontas
