This week we play baby video games: BETAS! Cody follows leash laws, maybe now he can start picking up after that horrible two-tailed monster he drags everywhere in Sonic Crackers! Nikki shows us that sexy legs don’t always make a good video game, unlike the delectable gams on Crash Bandicoot, in Quik: The Thunder Rabbit! And Matt throws Captain America into an abyss in Marvel Super Heroes War of the Gems!
This week we play simulators! Matt experiences the horrors of late stage capitalism and making new friends in his 30’s in Animal Crossing: New Leaf! Cody is shrewd enough to sell you your own hat in Job Simulator! And Nikki ensures there will never be any more video games ever again in 18 Wheels of Steel: American Long Haul!
This week we play our very own GUILTY PLEASURES! Nikki really really wants to zigga zig-uh, which is probably a crime too, in Spice World! Cody finds that the most delicious desert includes rotten meat in Prinny: Can I Really Be The Hero?! And Matt smokes his favorite police brand cigarettes, right Zach? In Deadly Premonition! All this and Breath of the Wild VR!
This week: it’s RACING GAME WEEK! Matt tries to drive off a cliff like his hero Thelma in Rock ‘N Racing Grand Prix! Finally video games about old people! Hey, Mortal Kombat, when can I decapitate my grandpa? Cody plays Coffin Dodgers! And Nikki is an anthropomorphic car just like in my Cartridge Blowers fanfiction and in Stunt Race FX!
This week we play video games you have probably never heard of! Nikki takes on Sex-Dungeon Magneto in Mace: The Dark Age. Watch a shark fight an alligator in Utah, because that’s apparently a thing, when Cody plays Animelee. Finally, Matt proves Hawk is unmanly, but we already knew that, in Best of Best!
This week we play Tom Clancy games! Matt infiltrates a terrorist den with the help of the most dangerous animal of all: Grenades! Cody shoves his enemies into submission in Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. And Nikki is a big flying Hawk, in HAWX!
This week it’s Nick Arcade Challenge Week! That’s right, once again we issue each other game related challenges to see how good we really are.
This week we play games we bought for each other. Nikki sticks by her controller choice to the detriment of everything else in her life in Lego Marvel Superheroes. Cody cannot even begin to understand the hatred in the heart of Harry in Garfield Kart! And Matt jumps down a well, which has always been Nikki’s wish for him, in Downwell. All this and what’s the game of the year?!
This week we play games by Ocean Software. Nikki gets killed by sharks, spears, falling, and more in Lethal Weapon. Matt fights Ninja to the death, and now he’ll get to stream Fortnite with Drake, in Fighter’s Destiny. Finally, Cody let’s us see Walter Matthau again in Dennis the Menace.
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we play games given to us by our… “friend.” Matt shoots a bottle, a man, but never a damn dog in Mad Dog McCree, Cody knows not of your pod in Ecco the Dolphin, and Nikki eats souls and drowns a raccoon – Disney is way more hardcore than I remember – in Pocahontas
