CB Ep.109 – Larry Bird Is a White Mage
This week: Kemco Games. Cody gets balls in his face in Snoopy Magic Show. Nikki is the ultimate klutz in Kid Klown’s Krazy Chase. And Matt takes on the ultimate shitty game challenge in Batman: Dark Tomorrow.
CB Ep.108 – Hover Baraka Rules
It is Betas and Prototypes Week, so here is what lays on the docket. Cody, we heard you like fatalities so we put some fatalities in your fatality so you can fatality while you fatality in the Beta of Mortal Kombat II. Matt, you’re going to beat the robot masters and get their weapons but all the robot masters are dead so… there’s that… in Rockman 7 Sampler. And Nikki, you’re gonna turn into a duck, a hammer, and a fat fetus with a fist dick in Jelly Boy!
CB Ep.107 – I Can Love Mario Party and Still Admit It’s a Bad Game
This week we hack the planet with Rom hacks! Matt fights a piranha plant and a camera in Super Mario 64: Last Impact! Nikki trains for a week to not die which I guess is what we all do 24/7 in Kaizo Mario Bros 3! And Cody got greedy and played two games: First, Bulbasaur calls him a bitch in Pokemon Go: GTA Edition and then Sonic makes him his bitch in Robotnik’s Creature Capture!
CB Ep.106 – Imagine All Games, But With Shrek!
This week we play board games in VIDEO GAME FORM! Heihachi Mishima looks like he’s gotta take a wicked shit when Cody plays Pac-Man Fever! Knuckles has an accident and man that’s two shit jokes in a row so let’s go for the trifecta, but yeah, Matt plays Sonic Shuffle. And a dangerous robotic AI destroys various united states military vehicles and it all looks like a big bag of baby dooks when Nikki plays Battleship!
CB Ep.104 – The Lungs Are Just a Repeat of the Mouth
Let’s pop in to some EDUCATIONAL GAMES! Nikki fights the robots in my mouth which is good because they keep sending my grocery lists to the government in Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon! Matt types because type is life and keyboard is hometown in Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing! And Cody inhales likes another famous guy from Arkansas – Snoop Dogg? – in Bronkie the Bronchiosaurus!
CB Ep.103 – I Unlocked Masochistic Mode
This week we’re playing games based on television shows! Master Splinter contacts April so he can drown her without witnesses when Cody plays Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Smash-Up! Matt plays a game based on a show where a guy plays games sometimes based on shows and now my brain hurty in Retro Game Challenge 2! And Nikki misses her opportunity to go to space camp which means she’ll never burn up in re-entry and I’m gonna have to get my money back from the psychic in Double Dare.
CB Ep.102 – Check Your Pac-Privelege
This week we indulge our guilty pleasures. Nikki battles consumerism the only way she knows how – by kicking – in Christmas Shopping Simulator 2: Black Friday! Cody eats a fruit and hits a wall and that’s not very fun at all in Pac-Man World Rally! And Matt has to stop Dr. Wiwy, so go get da eviw enewgy Megaman in Megaman 8!
CB Ep.100 – Pokemon Evolution is Just a Theory
This week we celebrate our super sized episode 100 by going over the best characters, music, companies, consoles and video games as voted by you. We also play games that mean something special to our viewers.
CB Ep.99 – Can You Unlock Good Sportsmanship
This week on Cartridge Blowers, it’s Non-Sports Sports Games! Nikki does it Datto style – which is poisoning people – in Blitzball from Final Fantasy X. Matt does flash kicks in a car to get points in soccer when in real life doing flash kicks in your car gets you points on your drivers license in Rocket League. and Cody gnarfles the garthok and flip flops the bleep bloop because England in Quidditch World Cup!
CB Ep.98 – Feed Your Friend and Gut Him
This week we play games based around anime. Nikki pounds some pussy (except for when it gets hit by warm water) in Ranma 1/2: The Treasure of the Red Cat Gang! Cody talks to the hand and the hand talks back so see all the doctors please Vampire Hunter D! And Matt falls asleep and wakes up on mushrooms which I think is how he was conceived in Little Nemo: The Dream Master!