Cody goes to hell but not like Matt’s been praying for in Swamp Thing. Matt plays with animals’ balls in Tiny Toon Adventures: Defenders of the Universe for the goddamned PS2. Lastly, Nikki learns to fly – because that’s how you cheese the game – in DEMON BLAZON!
This is Nick Arcade Challenge Week! We play lots of video games and complete tiny challenges up in em! YAY!
This week the King’s three top aides shall procure various games for yon viewing pleasure: The Royal Poison Taster Matt is a half-minute man, but we all knew this, in Half Minute Hero 2; The Royal Poison Maker, Cody, is three people in one – which is a sex joke waiting to happen – in Trine 2, and Nikki, whose job oddly has naught to do with poison yet still the woman keeps ordering poisons online to do what I know not, she shows off Tom Cruise’s abs in Legend.
This week we played OLD WEST games! Your dad is the devil and so can you when Matt plays Hard West! Nikki would rather be killed with a ninja star than play Tin Star in Tin Star! And Cody now knows that chickens are muckabluckas, thanks to Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath.
It’s RACING WEEK! Ridiculous! Nikki is born to be wild and also born to be unable to control her car in Rock ‘n Roll Racing! Cody is somehow more boring than usual in SkyDrift, and then Matt Zoo Races in Zoo Race.
This week, we celebrate Halloween with scary games! Cody shows a 100% accurate of 2015 Ukraine in Metro 2033, Nikki refuses to use her weird beam in Laplace no Ma, and Matt zooms in on some cocks in Resident Evil 4!
This week we play anime-based video games! Matt blows up a butt-hole beast in Crayon Shin-Chan 2: Daimaou no Gyakushuu, Cody refuses to abandon government property like a real man in Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex, and Nikki uses twin magic to give a rabbit diabetes in Miracle Girls!
This week we play ROMHACKS! Cody saves the cheerleader to save the next identical cheerleader in Oh No! More Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Nikki finds out just how easy it is to ruin Mario Kart in Super Mario Kart: SYS85 Edition or something, and Matt gets his Super chocolate in his Mega peanut butter in Rockman 3: The Last of the Mushroom Kingdom?!
In this episode, we play games we love! Cody pumps Petey with his liquid lovin’ in Super Mario Sunshine, Nikki breaks the game – seriously, you gotta see this – in Super Mario Bros. 3, and Matt goes for the world record, assuming that the world is his room, in Super Mario World.
This week we take a look at Titus Software, makers of Superman 64, and are forcing ourselves to take on other parts of their poopy catalogue. Nikki finds out she’s impervious to palm trees, which we’ve kinda always known, in Lamborghini American Challenge; Matt spends his days wondering what the hell is happening with that coma patient heart attack athlete in Robocop; and Cody straight fucks a shark in Blues Brothers.
