CB Ep.117 – The Trick is to Know How to Play The Game
This week we issue challenges to one another and see how well we do! This theme is always a blast, so please watch and enjoy.
CB Ep.110 – Ollie Over the Bum and Get 250 Simba Bux
This week is all about games featuring skateboards. Matt eats a coupon which is… not what coupons are for in Wonder Boy Returns. Cody makes and elephant scared, as per usual, in Disney’s Extreme Skate Adventure. And Nikki skates or dies, but mostly dies, in California Games II: The Californianing!
CB Ep.109 – Larry Bird Is a White Mage
This week: Kemco Games. Cody gets balls in his face in Snoopy Magic Show. Nikki is the ultimate klutz in Kid Klown’s Krazy Chase. And Matt takes on the ultimate shitty game challenge in Batman: Dark Tomorrow.
CB Ep.108 – Hover Baraka Rules
It is Betas and Prototypes Week, so here is what lays on the docket. Cody, we heard you like fatalities so we put some fatalities in your fatality so you can fatality while you fatality in the Beta of Mortal Kombat II. Matt, you’re going to beat the robot masters and get their weapons but all the robot masters are dead so… there’s that… in Rockman 7 Sampler. And Nikki, you’re gonna turn into a duck, a hammer, and a fat fetus with a fist dick in Jelly Boy!
CB Ep.104 – The Lungs Are Just a Repeat of the Mouth
Let’s pop in to some EDUCATIONAL GAMES! Nikki fights the robots in my mouth which is good because they keep sending my grocery lists to the government in Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon! Matt types because type is life and keyboard is hometown in Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing! And Cody inhales likes another famous guy from Arkansas – Snoop Dogg? – in Bronkie the Bronchiosaurus!
CB Ep.102 – Check Your Pac-Privelege
This week we indulge our guilty pleasures. Nikki battles consumerism the only way she knows how – by kicking – in Christmas Shopping Simulator 2: Black Friday! Cody eats a fruit and hits a wall and that’s not very fun at all in Pac-Man World Rally! And Matt has to stop Dr. Wiwy, so go get da eviw enewgy Megaman in Megaman 8!
CB Ep.98 – Feed Your Friend and Gut Him
This week we play games based around anime. Nikki pounds some pussy (except for when it gets hit by warm water) in Ranma 1/2: The Treasure of the Red Cat Gang! Cody talks to the hand and the hand talks back so see all the doctors please Vampire Hunter D! And Matt falls asleep and wakes up on mushrooms which I think is how he was conceived in Little Nemo: The Dream Master!
CB Ep.96 – Exciting Hold Left Gameplay
This week: Advergames! Matt travels to space in armor made of cereal which I think is something NASA really needs to test in ChexQuest, Nikki is a one-woman war on Christmas in Christmas Shopping Simulator, and Cody is dangerous cheesy and also regular cheesy because he’s lame in Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool.
CB Ep.95 – Bubsy is to Video Games as Pol Pot is to People
This week, join us as we reach into the pet semetary that is failed mascot games! Cody jumps on a bed despite what his parents told him to do in Aero the Acro-Bat 2, Matt single-handedly contributes to the destruction of the rain-forest in Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt, and Nikki plays Bubsy. Need I say more?
CB Ep.94 – Can We Euthanize This Game?
This week, watch our souls die as we play games from Ocean! Matt plays the Mel Gibson/Danny Glover health management simulator that is Lethal Weapon. Nikki fights an epic battle for alleyway supremacy in the Untouchables. And Cody plays lemmings with your grandmother in Eek the Cat.