This week we hack the planet with Rom hacks! Matt fights a piranha plant and a camera in Super Mario 64: Last Impact! Nikki trains for a week to not die which I guess is what we all do 24/7 in Kaizo Mario Bros 3! And Cody got greedy and played two games: First, Bulbasaur calls him a bitch in Pokemon Go: GTA Edition and then Sonic makes him his bitch in Robotnik’s Creature Capture!
This week we play board games in VIDEO GAME FORM! Heihachi Mishima looks like he’s gotta take a wicked shit when Cody plays Pac-Man Fever! Knuckles has an accident and man that’s two shit jokes in a row so let’s go for the trifecta, but yeah, Matt plays Sonic Shuffle. And a dangerous robotic AI destroys various united states military vehicles and it all looks like a big bag of baby dooks when Nikki plays Battleship!
This week we celebrate our super sized episode 100 by going over the best characters, music, companies, consoles and video games as voted by you. We also play games that mean something special to our viewers.
This week, join us as we reach into the pet semetary that is failed mascot games! Cody jumps on a bed despite what his parents told him to do in Aero the Acro-Bat 2, Matt single-handedly contributes to the destruction of the rain-forest in Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt, and Nikki plays Bubsy. Need I say more?
This week we play games we love! Cody speeds through a keed and now he has to tell you when he moves into your neighborhood in Sonic Generations, and Matt checks out a hairy man-ape’s sweet muscular donkeybuns in Donkey Kong 94. All this plus we talk about the NES Classic Edition — and also Nikki is here!
Cody goes to hell but not like Matt’s been praying for in Swamp Thing. Matt plays with animals’ balls in Tiny Toon Adventures: Defenders of the Universe for the goddamned PS2. Lastly, Nikki learns to fly – because that’s how you cheese the game – in DEMON BLAZON!
This week we played the last games for consoles! Nikki battles sexism in the most indirect way possible in Smurfs: Around the World for Sega Master System. Matt plays the horrible baby of Donkey Kong and that “gotta go fast” meme in Sonic Blast for the Game Gear. And Cody gets crabbed and ends up with an assface in Bonk 3: Bonk’s Big Adventure for Turbo Duo.
This is Nick Arcade Challenge Week! We play lots of video games and complete tiny challenges up in em! YAY!
This week we play games that some people consider among the worst of all time! Cody uses his black video game stereotype character to fight Aussies in Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, Matt uses his psycho wave on a pregnant mummy in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Nikki vomits a bowl of fruit onto the Game Gear Sonic in Socket!
This week, we play video games and our only prior knowledge is the cover art! Nikki’s game gives us a window into what I imagine is a future where Trump wins, in Crack Down! Matt’s game shows a portrait of white kids in the early 90s in a piece he calls “Eau De Trying To Hard,” in Treasure Master! And Cody found the worst furry porn on DeviantArt and I guess that counts, good fucking job man – it’s Dinosaurs for Hire!
