CB Ep.164 – Goombas Were Born with Original Sin
This week we play games that were released to controversy. Nikki rewrites the Bible in Save Jesus, Matt gets peed on in Manhunt 2, and Cody doesn’t get to pee on anybody in Postal.
CB Ep.163 – Anime Ninja Warrior
This week we play MMORPGs! Matt tries to get a husband in Soul Worker. Nikki also plays Soul Worker, but …ya know…actually plays it and has a guitar dog. Cody pets a Space Dog in Space Contra…I mean Starbreak! All this and Ring Fit Adventure!
CB Ep.162 – Depressed Chocobo Racing
This week we play each other’s Secret Santa! Cody sticks his hand into the milk dimension in Hand Simulator. Matt gets possessed by Satan, it’s great, in Please Don’t Touch Anything, and Nikki takes chicks to the moon to force them to do space Olympics in Duck Life: Space. All this, and Matt’s top 10 games of 2019!
CB Ep.161 – Gelatin Skeleton
This week we play puzzle games! Nikki plays a drunk baby with a gelatin skeleton in Human Fall Flat. Matt crunches the numbers in Picross S3, and Cody pushes a rat into a hole (it shouldn’t have snitched) in Tiny Brains!
CB Ep.160 – The Crypt of the Necrofarmer
This week, our friend Amber chooses our poison. Matt learns how to make friends and influence people with strategic cabinet placement in Sims 4. Cody makes an anthropomorphic people zoo in RollerCoaster Tycoon, and Nikki tries to make a teacher cry by destroying their loved ones’ grave in Stardew Valley.
CB Ep.158 – *Tidus Laugh*
Spoiler Alert! This week we play the last levels of games! Matt is a jerk and also a Goose in Untitled Goose Game. Nikki kills her dad, I guess, in Final Fantasy X, and Cody is a dummy in The Incredible Crash Dummies.
CB Ep.153 – Sometimes You Gotta Throw Tornadoes at Kylie Minogue
This week we play games featuring our names! Cody uses a knife to carve up a roller blader, just like I’m sure most adults in 1991 would’ve loved to do, in Street Fighter 4! Matt figures out whether justice is blind or not – spoiler, it is – in Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects! And Nikki solves a crime using only a cell phone and some bananas in Phoenix Wright: Justice for All!
CB Ep.152 – I’m Either Invincible or I’m Dying
This week we play western games! Nikki slams her face into a cactus in Cowboy Kid, Cody fights video games’ official 10,000th giant spider battle in Gunman Clive 2, and Matt gets revenge for his dead wife and my giant gorilla arms in Outlaws.
CB Ep.149 – The Bones of the Secret Mayor
This week we play simulators! Matt experiences the horrors of late stage capitalism and making new friends in his 30’s in Animal Crossing: New Leaf! Cody is shrewd enough to sell you your own hat in Job Simulator! And Nikki ensures there will never be any more video games ever again in 18 Wheels of Steel: American Long Haul!
CB Ep.147 – Super Nintondo Enertornment System
This week: it’s RACING GAME WEEK! Matt tries to drive off a cliff like his hero Thelma in Rock ‘N Racing Grand Prix! Finally video games about old people! Hey, Mortal Kombat, when can I decapitate my grandpa? Cody plays Coffin Dodgers! And Nikki is an anthropomorphic car just like in my Cartridge Blowers fanfiction and in Stunt Race FX!