This week, watch our souls die as we play games from Ocean! Matt plays the Mel Gibson/Danny Glover health management simulator that is Lethal Weapon. Nikki fights an epic battle for alleyway supremacy in the Untouchables. And Cody plays lemmings with your grandmother in Eek the Cat.
This week we play games that some people consider among the worst of all time! Cody uses his black video game stereotype character to fight Aussies in Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, Matt uses his psycho wave on a pregnant mummy in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Nikki vomits a bowl of fruit onto the Game Gear Sonic in Socket!
This week, we play video games and our only prior knowledge is the cover art! Nikki’s game gives us a window into what I imagine is a future where Trump wins, in Crack Down! Matt’s game shows a portrait of white kids in the early 90s in a piece he calls “Eau De Trying To Hard,” in Treasure Master! And Cody found the worst furry porn on DeviantArt and I guess that counts, good fucking job man – it’s Dinosaurs for Hire!
This week we play games that never left Japan. Matt eats a bad hamburger for a shitty prop joke with Donald Land, Cody plays what I can only assume is an iPad game from 1995 in Segata Sanshiro Shinken Yūgi, and Nikki worships the devil and also she plays some weird NES game in Devil World!
This week we play games chosen by our friend Amber. Nikki does fairy dust in attempt to get some E in Hook for the NES. Then Cody rotoscopes his way to a spiky death in Prince of Persia. Finally, Matt shoves a pair of scissors in the competition in Yandere Simulator.
This week it’s all about corporate mascot games! Matt fails to find that button assigned to tasting the rainbow in Darkened Skye, Nikki delves into the deep and long-lasting pizza gremlin lore that swept America in Yo! Noid!, and Cody wants to find his one true sugar vagina in Tony and Friends in Kellogg’s Land!
This week it’s all about lesser known fighting games! Cody almost destroys as much of Vegas as Donal Trump destroyed Atlantic City in War of the Monsters, Nikki learns that the ultimate opponent is budget constraints in Best of the Best, and Matt takes a troubled youth from Philadelphia to Bel Air in Divekick!
This week we play ROMHACKS! Cody saves the cheerleader to save the next identical cheerleader in Oh No! More Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Nikki finds out just how easy it is to ruin Mario Kart in Super Mario Kart: SYS85 Edition or something, and Matt gets his Super chocolate in his Mega peanut butter in Rockman 3: The Last of the Mushroom Kingdom?!
This week we picked each others poisons and now we wish we had actually been poisoned. Matt throws hamburgers but the fairies won’t go away in Labyrinth, Cody has his cleavage on full display in Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, and Nikki tries to finally redeem herself some 69 episodes later in Mega Man 4.
In this episode, we play games we love! Cody pumps Petey with his liquid lovin’ in Super Mario Sunshine, Nikki breaks the game – seriously, you gotta see this – in Super Mario Bros. 3, and Matt goes for the world record, assuming that the world is his room, in Super Mario World.
