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CB Ep.55 – Toad is a Sentient Garbage Pile

This week our new ex-friend, Amber, decided to show how much she hates wishes we would stop talking to by picking our games for us. Nikki plays a game with so many vines you’ll wish the episode was six seconds in Snow White in Happily Ever After, Matt finds that the only way to win is through sexism in Belle’s Quest, Dylan tries to wrap enemies up in his gooey white secretions in The Adventures of Lolo, and Cody has us all wanting to take a trip to the glue factory Crystal’s Pony Tale.

CB Ep.41 – (FLASHBACK SOUND EFFECT)

This episode, we picked games based entirely on their covers! Soon Matt will have bones of steel in Octodad: Dadliest Catch, Nikki is clotheslined by an anime in Cutie Suzuki, Dylan finds a holocube in Flashback, and Cody is BUILDING UP to something unimpressive in Cho Aniki: Legend of Holy Protein for the PS2.

CB Ep.26 – In Space No One Can Hear You Game Over

This week, Matt talks a lot and then it gets into Rom Hack time! ! Matt does not really love lamp in The Legend of Zelda Parallel Worlds, Cody is officially the shittiest of us at Mega Man in Mega Man in the Mushroom Kingdom, and Nikki learns to avoid the tip in Not So Super Sonic 2.

CB Ep.13 – Just Let Me Game Over With Dignity

This week on Cartridge Blowers Matt bids us a temporary farewell (kinda) and we try our hand at some TV show themed games! Dylan knocks out Daria in Beavis and Butthead, Cody unleashes havok in the Animaniacs, Matt makes us wonder why they do not just kill Gilligan and Nikki hits up Night Rider. All of this and more in Episode 13!

CB Ep.12 – If It Can’t Shatter, It Isn’t Worth Doing

This week we learn to judge a video game by its ridiculous cover! Nikki tries to shatter ShatterHand. Cody gets crude with the game Two Crude Dudes. Dylan looks at an obscure gem called World of Warcraft and Matt gets some claw in DinoCity!

CB Ep.11 – Mario Walked 15 Miles Through the Ice World

This week we get down and dirty by playing the Frankenstein creations of the internet with RomHack Week! Cody sends Toad on his own adventure, Dylan Sonics up the Mushroom Kingdom, Nikki shows Dreamworks how to eat your dragon and Matt gets in a fistfight with a camera.

CB Ep.6 – 35 Cats Mauled Me to Death Instantly

This week on Cartridge Blowers, we like video games. Matt likes games where a hyena mauls a Pomeranian. Cody likes motion games for babies, and Nikki and Dylan just like waiting for sweet sweet meteor death. Plus we pay tribute to the frozen corpse of Walt Disney. Find out how to ruin your Orlando vacation with trivia! Watch Aladdin and Jasmine fly through a literal endless diamond sky. Recoil in horror as little broom dicks turn people into ghosts, and also…fucking DUCKTALES! All of this and more in Episode 6 of Cartridge Blowers.