SW Ep.319 – Amber’s Dew Kissed Brow
In episode 319: We discuss our worst punishments as kids, China is hardcore about making their kids do their homework, a horrible story about a terrible shit lady, and more!
SW Ep.318 – My Everyday Struggles With Juice Cup
In episode 318: Matt goes to the dentist for the first time in 20 years, the Oscars announce the wrong winner of best picture, Amber and Matt recount their Newsies experiences, a plumber discovers something very odd in a shower and it goes viral, we learn the hilarious song Australians have sex to the most, a guy woos a lady with…questionable methods, terrible drug smugglers and more!
SW Ep.317 – Jesus Was A Hot Steppah, Look At Him Go!
In Episode 317: Amber gets a beau, Matt has a great Hamilton plan, Nikki obtains a rival, we update a story from episode 1, an exhibit of humans fighting dinosaurs is added to the Noah’s ark theme park, Hater has a great ad campaign, and the best cat based reunion story ever.
SW Ep.316 – There’s Someone Masturbating to This Right Now
In episode 316: We discuss our weeks, we have some travel issues, Amber has some interesting(strange) crane drop prizes, an update on the donut meth guy, a cop arrests some guys driving a sofa, a guy makes a dating app with an interesting twist, and more!
SW Ep.315 – 90% More Falcon Than Falcons
In episode 315: We discuss the Superbowl, the Ring series is unnecessary, online dating goes negative, the hot cocoa economy of prison and more!
SW Ep.314 – My Dad Raised Me to Be an Idiot and Blind
In episode 314: We spoil Resident Evil the Final Chapter, Matt meets science Guy Fieri, Nikki tells an embarrassing story, you too can smell like Aaron Burr, and more!
SW Ep.313 – Catch 22 Nuggets for $5
In episode 313: We discuss Underworld, Nikki has the worst cabin based experience, people are willing to kill for their food and more!
SW Ep.312 – Can’t We Just Let Old People Get Murdered in Peace
In episode 312: A Georgia county school district’s Twitter account mocks students mad that they didn’t get out of school, an Uber driver stops human trafficking ring, a guy makes worst robbing decision ever, another dude is terrible at robbing banks, a guy lifehacks his way to a meth accusation and more!
SW Ep.311 – The Moritorium is Over
In episode 311: We discuss Christmas, the horrors of Lasership, and we go over the previous year.
SW Ep.310 – I Love the Zeldo French Fries
In episode 310: Girls fight off a robber with fake dicks, Mortal Kombat gets a new super bootleg movie, an idiot with a drawn on beard is still at large and more!