This week we play baby video games: BETAS! Cody follows leash laws, maybe now he can start picking up after that horrible two-tailed monster he drags everywhere in Sonic Crackers! Nikki shows us that sexy legs don’t always make a good video game, unlike the delectable gams on Crash Bandicoot, in Quik: The Thunder Rabbit! And Matt throws Captain America into an abyss in Marvel Super Heroes War of the Gems!
This week it’s Nick Arcade Challenge Week! That’s right, once again we issue each other game related challenges to see how good we really are.
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we play games given to us by our… “friend.” Matt shoots a bottle, a man, but never a damn dog in Mad Dog McCree, Cody knows not of your pod in Ecco the Dolphin, and Nikki eats souls and drowns a raccoon – Disney is way more hardcore than I remember – in Pocahontas
It’s clone week! Nikki very quickly realizes the value of giant cosmic ostriches in Atomic Battle Dragons! Cody gives me a reason to say the amazing name of “Gillius Thunderhead” in Golden Axe Warrior! And Matt makes a little girl clean up a pile of rats which is why he’s unfit for parenthood in Blossom Tales!
This week we’re playing MOVIE BASED GAMES! Nikki watches as Ming-Na debases herself more than in Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within in Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game! Matt builds a dinosaur but gosh, when will he ever get to color a dinosaur? He plays Jurassic Park Evolution! And Cody does flips and shit but I mean Marty McFly almost fucks his mom, can we talk about that? He played Super Back to the Future II!
This week we play SUPERHERO GAMES! Nikki reintroduces us to Lizzie and Dana and their incredible, riveting 12 issue arc in Maximum Carnage! Cody gives Wolverine a deep tissue massage, everyone’s fondest wish, in Super Hero Squad! And Matt gets a YIN YANG BONUS, which is probably… good? In Batman Forever: The Arcade Game!
This week we issue challenges to one another and see how well we do! This theme is always a blast, so please watch and enjoy.
This week is lesser known fighting games! Nikki’s shoulder pads are on point, as always, you go girl! In Cosmic Carnage! Matt shoots lasers at a guy to get at his guts in BloodStorm! And Cody steals men’s souls but does he make them his slaves? Find out, in Onimusha: Blade Warriors.
This week we play controversial games. Cody is a fan of artistic things which is why he has a painting of himself that keeps him from aging in Madworld! Nikki puts on a mask and punches out people’s guts and then afterward she plays a videogame in Splatterhouse! And Matt looks back on a game about killing young women – sorry, young women’s acting careers, in Night Trap!
It is Betas and Prototypes Week, so here is what lays on the docket. Cody, we heard you like fatalities so we put some fatalities in your fatality so you can fatality while you fatality in the Beta of Mortal Kombat II. Matt, you’re going to beat the robot masters and get their weapons but all the robot masters are dead so… there’s that… in Rockman 7 Sampler. And Nikki, you’re gonna turn into a duck, a hammer, and a fat fetus with a fist dick in Jelly Boy!
