This week we play our very own GUILTY PLEASURES! Nikki really really wants to zigga zig-uh, which is probably a crime too, in Spice World! Cody finds that the most delicious desert includes rotten meat in Prinny: Can I Really Be The Hero?! And Matt smokes his favorite police brand cigarettes, right Zach? In Deadly Premonition! All this and Breath of the Wild VR!
This week we play Tom Clancy games! Matt infiltrates a terrorist den with the help of the most dangerous animal of all: Grenades! Cody shoves his enemies into submission in Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. And Nikki is a big flying Hawk, in HAWX!
This week we play games the other hosts have played on the show before in ENVY WEEK! Matt worships at the altar of the pizza gremlin in Yo! Noid! Nikki takes us deep into the mindscape of an old Japanese man in LSD: Dream Simulator! And Cody betrays us to the spheres – I fed up with this world – in Q.U.B.E.!
This time, we play games considered to be “the worst ever.” Nikki drops a motorcycle on a monkey and that’s a crime in my book, young lady. You’re going to PSPrison. It’s Dragonball Evolution! Cody gets stomped to death by horses – should’ve listened to that fortune teller – in Athena! And Matt plays what some scientists would classify as a “video game” and others would classify as “a big poopy dooky pile” in Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing!
This week we play historical video games! Yes! Matt travels to the Roman invasion of Britannia to throw a human head at a guy and scream a lot in Wulverblade! Cody is stuck in the Civil War, showing the superiority of house over cannon, in North and South! And Nikki is stuck in ancient Japan where afros were super big, I guess? In Way of the Samurai!
This week, saddle up, pards! It’s Wild West Week! Matt becomes the Super Ultra Sexy Hero in Rising Zan: The Samurai Gunman! Nikki gets buried with her money in Sunset Riders! And Cody gets blindsided by a surprising twist: a fun game! With Wild Guns! All this and Xenoblade Buttrock! It’s rock!
This week we play games based around anime. Nikki pounds some pussy (except for when it gets hit by warm water) in Ranma 1/2: The Treasure of the Red Cat Gang! Cody talks to the hand and the hand talks back so see all the doctors please Vampire Hunter D! And Matt falls asleep and wakes up on mushrooms which I think is how he was conceived in Little Nemo: The Dream Master!
This week we play games that some people consider among the worst of all time! Cody uses his black video game stereotype character to fight Aussies in Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, Matt uses his psycho wave on a pregnant mummy in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Nikki vomits a bowl of fruit onto the Game Gear Sonic in Socket!
This week we play Comic Book Games! Matt finds that a Thor cosplayer stands no chance against the evil forces of some space guys who probably have names maybe in Avengers in Galactic Storm! Cody free-falls through the future just to punch a demon in the dick in Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions! And then Matt’s back with a game that doesn’t need him to mention the Thing to compare it to a penis in Fantastic Four!
This week we played CLONE GAMES! Dylan masters the flying knee but will always stay in the streets in Fighter’s History! Cody can lock and Cody can chase but can he do both in Lock ‘N Chase? Matt flash fries some Nepalese terrorists and stumble around in the subway like a trench-coat porn salesman in Manhattan in Syphon Filter. And Nikki lets us in on her secret love for dogs who look like Snoop Dogg in Konami Krazy Racers!
