CB Ep.117 – The Trick is to Know How to Play The Game
This week we issue challenges to one another and see how well we do! This theme is always a blast, so please watch and enjoy.
CB Ep.108 – Hover Baraka Rules
It is Betas and Prototypes Week, so here is what lays on the docket. Cody, we heard you like fatalities so we put some fatalities in your fatality so you can fatality while you fatality in the Beta of Mortal Kombat II. Matt, you’re going to beat the robot masters and get their weapons but all the robot masters are dead so… there’s that… in Rockman 7 Sampler. And Nikki, you’re gonna turn into a duck, a hammer, and a fat fetus with a fist dick in Jelly Boy!
CB Ep.107 – I Can Love Mario Party and Still Admit It’s a Bad Game
This week we hack the planet with Rom hacks! Matt fights a piranha plant and a camera in Super Mario 64: Last Impact! Nikki trains for a week to not die which I guess is what we all do 24/7 in Kaizo Mario Bros 3! And Cody got greedy and played two games: First, Bulbasaur calls him a bitch in Pokemon Go: GTA Edition and then Sonic makes him his bitch in Robotnik’s Creature Capture!
CB Ep.95 – Bubsy is to Video Games as Pol Pot is to People
This week, join us as we reach into the pet semetary that is failed mascot games! Cody jumps on a bed despite what his parents told him to do in Aero the Acro-Bat 2, Matt single-handedly contributes to the destruction of the rain-forest in Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt, and Nikki plays Bubsy. Need I say more?
CB Ep.87 – Now YOU Can Go to Hell
Cody goes to hell but not like Matt’s been praying for in Swamp Thing. Matt plays with animals’ balls in Tiny Toon Adventures: Defenders of the Universe for the goddamned PS2. Lastly, Nikki learns to fly – because that’s how you cheese the game – in DEMON BLAZON!
CB Ep.85 – Sonic and Knuckles F**k a Guy Up
This is Nick Arcade Challenge Week! We play lots of video games and complete tiny challenges up in em! YAY!
CB Ep.82 – We Live in a Post Barret Wallace World
This week we play games that some people consider among the worst of all time! Cody uses his black video game stereotype character to fight Aussies in Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, Matt uses his psycho wave on a pregnant mummy in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Nikki vomits a bowl of fruit onto the Game Gear Sonic in Socket!
CB Ep.81 – Go Forth My Sons! Bring Fire and Brimstone to the World!
This week, we play video games and our only prior knowledge is the cover art! Nikki’s game gives us a window into what I imagine is a future where Trump wins, in Crack Down! Matt’s game shows a portrait of white kids in the early 90s in a piece he calls “Eau De Trying To Hard,” in Treasure Master! And Cody found the worst furry porn on DeviantArt and I guess that counts, good fucking job man – it’s Dinosaurs for Hire!
CB Ep.62 – Mom, Dont Buy Me Games Anymore
Luckily, we humans have evolved the ability to repress trauma but today we trigger horrible memories of childhood! Matt is John Platoon, master of the platoon, ready to platoon around all damned day in Platoon, Cody goes on a secret mission from Charles Xavier to exterminate all the impure blood in the world in X-Men, and Nikki just makes us really disappointed in the Genesis in Cosmic Spacehead.
CB Ep.59 – Nick Arcade for Xtreme Adults
This week we challenge each other just like on Nick Arcade. We play tiny snippets of various games, some of them even blindfolded!