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CB Ep.39 – The Eye Opened to More Butthole

This week we drive another nail into the coffin of dead consoles as we play the last games released for them! Matt sits on a mountain of rotting fruit in the Gamecube release of Ratatouille. Cody takes a long crawl through a space colon in the 3DO thriller known as Shock Creature and Dylan moseys on down to the 90s in Lucky Luke for the SNES! All of this and more in another thrilling episode!

CB Ep.38 – Kill Him Faster, Bullies!

This week, it is all about games based on the Simpsons! Dylan tries to slaughter a cat in Itchy and Scratchy. Nikki is virtually wanting to kill herself in Virtual Bart, Cody runs over citizens in Simpsons Road Rage and Matt wishes someone would take a folding chair to his head in the Simpsons Wrestling. All this and more in this thrilling episode!

CB Ep.37 – I Have Get the Bones Out So I Can Get To The Lungs

This week we learn that Sonic and friends are getting creepy in Sonic Boom. Then we take on another Nick Arcade Challenge week! Can Cody become the richest duck in the world? Can Matt resist his urge to cheat? Can Nikki finally redeem herself at Mega Man? Find out the answer to these questions and more in this thrilling episode!

CB Ep.36 – Cody, Edit It

This week we play knock off video games! Nikki finds the secret Chamber of Frustration in Harrys Legend, guest host Jerry hates owls in the Great Giana Sisters, Dylan crushes castles and dreams in Crush the Castle, and I don’t even know what the fuck Im doing in Crime Life 2. All this and we slide as many penises by Nintendo as possible.

CB Ep.34 – My Parents F-ed Up A Lot of Things

This week it is all about what we have gotten for gifts! Matt worships Gadget in Chip N Dale, Cody touches fuzzy and saves daddy in Yoshi’s Island, Nikki is the strongest woman in the world in Street Fighter 2 Turbo, and Dylan breaks a TV with Super Mario World.

CB Ep.33 – Mourning for Jops

Join us this week as we shoot holes into the past with 16 bit or earlier war games! Matt sucks at building castles out of Tetris blocks in Rampart, Cody makes a corpse into a birds nest in Cannon Fodder and Dylan plays the first and only running-out-of-fuel simulator in Super Battle Tanks!

CB Ep.32 – If You Ignore The Story, It’s Good

This week we play Non-Tetris PUZZLE GAMES! Cody uses human blood and the soul of a little orphan boy to power a robot in Scribblenauts Unlimited, Dylan is a vikings and hes likes to nots be losts in The Lost Vikings, Nikki has no idea what Portal is in Qwoob… uh, QUBE, and Matt will drill baby drill in Mr. Driller.

CB Ep.31 – I Made It To Lap Two, You Guys! I Did It!

This week we change things up, as we forgo all the new stuff and focus 100% on playing games for your amusement! This time, it is all out war in this all 4 player… all N64 edition of the show! You can watch as we fall off cliffs with turbo speed in Mario Kart 64, Pikachu our Links in Smash Bros and send rockets a-plenty in Goldeneye!

CB Ep.30 – To Kill Human is My Choice

This week on a very special, very spooky episode of Cartridge Blowers… It’s our Halloween episode! Dylan is a horribly slutty pumpkin in Final Fantasy XIV, Nikki punches pussies in Costume Quest, Matt earns, truly earns, a perfect genocide in Deception 2, and Cody reverse reenacts Stephen King’s debilitating hit and run in Alan Wake!