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CB Ep.51 – The Coveted Belt of Heaven Championship

This week we played old-school PC games! Dylan makes a cheetah vomit, which is why he’s currently banned from eighteen different zoos, in Brutal: Paws of Fury; Cody waddles up to battle with a red guy with poopie in his diapie in Dark Legions; Nikki flies around photo-realistic landscapes in Spectre VR; and Matt gets lost inside the screen saver turned walking simulator that is Anvil of Dawn.to-realistic landscapes in Spectre VR; and Matt gets lost inside the screen saver turned walking simulator that is Anvil of Dawn.

CB Ep.50 – Technical Gifficulties

It’s episode 50, and to celebrate, we’ve taken clips from past episodes that didn’t actually get released! Matt unleashes his acromegaly-fueled Kamehameha on the Son of God in the You Testament. Nikki pushes trees down with her head – in real life she just uses her titanic punches – The Land Before Time: Into The Mysterious Beyond. Dylan very, very slowly returns Godzilla to land of wind and ghost to fight for everlasting peace in Super Godzilla. Cody donkey kicks an oboe or something in Wayne’s World. And finally, Matt time travels to 6trillion BC to take off his panties in Time Gal.

CB Ep.49 – Deliver Us From Surfer

This week we dive into comic book games for a second time! Cody and Matt punch cars and forklifts because that counts as saving the world I think in Marvel Heroes, Nikki proves just how fragile a godlike cosmic being can be in Silver Surfer, and Cody complains about the realistic physics behind attaching super-strong spider webbing to skyscrapers and propelling yourself with said webbing in Ultimate Spider-Man.

CB Ep.48 – Some Motha Fuckas Always Tryin’ To Snowboard Up Hill

This week, we played Advergames! Dylan avoids yellow snow and decent platforming experiences in Gex 3, Cody makes us all remember 7UP in Spot Goes To Hollywood, Nikki battles the Thirsties in outer space and on the baseball field in Kool-Aid Man, and Matt wonders just who the sad fella out there who was who just had to play a game with a talking burger and the host of late 90s E! travel show Wild On!? with Pocket Bike Racer and Big Bumpin!

CB Ep.47 – Your Game is Bullshit and You Are a Shitlord

This week, we have stared too long into the abyss and now it stares back into us, for we have played what some may consider: The Worst Games Ever Made. Matt calls on the power of the dolphin in Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis, Nikki eats candy-shelled vomit and gets buried alive like the game she was playing in ET, Cody lives through a riot in American McGee Bad Day LA, and Dylan rides to Hell in Ride To Hell: Retribution.

CB Ep.46 – I Need Something to Blow

This week Cody is Erik Shatterhand, fighting for a future where Dr. Solidhand stops gravity or something in Shatterhand, Matt watches helplessly as his home planet explodes and everyone he ever loved dies in Star Fox 2, Nikki finds a Disney Genie that is a lot more like one of them Goosebumps episodes with the monkey paw in Aladdin, and Dylan does a much sexier dance than he usually does after committing genocides in Orcs Must Die 2 for the PC.

CB Ep.43 – World War Budokai Tenkaichi 98

This week we played games that had, at one point or another, been given Game of the Year awards! Matt walks into a weird set of balls-related coincidences in Metroid Prime, Nikki is the Queen of Grappling (but we already knew that) in Bionic Commando, and Cody inhales poison gas and this time its not just our fantasy in X-Com: Enemy Unknown.

CB Ep.42 – Talk About Microtransactions! FAGEDDABOUDDIT!

This week we played games with characters that have the same names as us! Cody is a guy but he’s not actually Guy in Final Fight, Matt is a clown child murderer who fights a swordfighting masturbator in No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle, Nikki is a radical but more of a mechanic than a ninja in Kid Niki: Radical Ninja, and Dylan just doesn’t understand how plate tectonics work in relation to traffic flow in The Kyle Shaw Adventure.

CB Ep.41 – (FLASHBACK SOUND EFFECT)

This episode, we picked games based entirely on their covers! Soon Matt will have bones of steel in Octodad: Dadliest Catch, Nikki is clotheslined by an anime in Cutie Suzuki, Dylan finds a holocube in Flashback, and Cody is BUILDING UP to something unimpressive in Cho Aniki: Legend of Holy Protein for the PS2.

CB Ep.40 – Bang! Zoom! To The 8 Bit Moon

Hey there everyone, This week it’s all about little known RPGs. Cody Chaos Dunks us into a dystopian future in Barkley, Shut up and Jam Gaiden. Dylan takes the number 1 and brutally murders monsters for profit and keys in Lufia 2, and Nikki takes on brightly colored boredom in Destiny of an Emperor. All this and more in this thrilling episode!