This week we take guilty pleasure in enjoying games that others just didn’t appreciate! Nikki lives in the city but not to worry, she knows she has to survive in Sonic R, Cody clangs his Butt against your hitboxes in Graffiti Kingdom, and Matt smells like blood and violence so you know he has been betrayed in Beat Down: Fists of Vengeance.
This week we challenge each other just like on Nick Arcade. We play tiny snippets of various games, some of them even blindfolded!
This week we played CLONE GAMES! Dylan masters the flying knee but will always stay in the streets in Fighter’s History! Cody can lock and Cody can chase but can he do both in Lock ‘N Chase? Matt flash fries some Nepalese terrorists and stumble around in the subway like a trench-coat porn salesman in Manhattan in Syphon Filter. And Nikki lets us in on her secret love for dogs who look like Snoop Dogg in Konami Krazy Racers!
This week we play leaked unreleased games! Matt says fuck you, the ocean and he fucks the ocean in Fireteam Rogue! Nikki squirts out some novelties while surrounded by wine bottles in The California Raisins! And Cody finds he needs a few minutes to charge up his lasers he swears this has never happened before in Sunman!
This week on Cartridge Blowers, we get X-Treeeeme! Cody is so F-Zero it hurts and does a nosegrab snailfish in Sonic Riders, Nikki dresses like a pile of dirty laundry and listens to rad tunes in Tommy Moe’s Winter Extreme: Skiing and Snowboarding, Dylan tries to become one with the powder in 1080 Snowboarding, and Matt gets super-sloppy doin’ ollies in OlliOlli.
This week our new ex-friend, Amber, decided to show how much she hates wishes we would stop talking to by picking our games for us. Nikki plays a game with so many vines you’ll wish the episode was six seconds in Snow White in Happily Ever After, Matt finds that the only way to win is through sexism in Belle’s Quest, Dylan tries to wrap enemies up in his gooey white secretions in The Adventures of Lolo, and Cody has us all wanting to take a trip to the glue factory Crystal’s Pony Tale.
This week we play games that never made it out of Japan! Matt drives his irritating stick awkwardly into a fallopian tube to save his family in Kururin Squash, Dylan participates on robot battles that seem to rely a little too much on dice rolls in Custom Robo, Cody reveals how much better your mom is than him at Tetris in Tetris Battle Gaiden, and Nikki…uhh…well…Tingle’s Rosy Rupeeland! Whatever!
This week we take on movie based games! Nikki resists the urge to stay on the pipe all night long in Home Alone, Dylan somersaults straight to Hell in Super Empire Strikes Back, Cody gets lost in a maze house which I guess qualifies as fulfilling my third wish from that monkey’s paw in the Wizard of Oz, and Matt shows off the impressive crouch functionality that took twenty years and four trillion dollars to develop in The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay.
This week is Halloween games! Matt view biting commentary on the socio-political ramifications of immigration to and from modern day America and also shoot zombies in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare. Cody desecrates dead bodies, but not the way he usually does in Dead Space. And Nikki and Dylan stop a happy lady from getting head in Final Fantasy XIV.
In episode 222 : We get caught up on life and TV after a three week absence, a pastor tells the congregation they now have a terrible disease, Lumosity cannot hold a candle to Portal 2, A man manages to run over his own head, The Facebook of Russia votes for Ms Hitler 2014 and much more!
