This week we play anime-based video games! Matt blows up a butt-hole beast in Crayon Shin-Chan 2: Daimaou no Gyakushuu, Cody refuses to abandon government property like a real man in Ghost in the Shell: Standalone Complex, and Nikki uses twin magic to give a rabbit diabetes in Miracle Girls!
This week we picked each others poisons and now we wish we had actually been poisoned. Matt throws hamburgers but the fairies won’t go away in Labyrinth, Cody has his cleavage on full display in Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, and Nikki tries to finally redeem herself some 69 episodes later in Mega Man 4.
It’s multiplayer week and we play rad games on the Wii U in one room!
In this episode, we play games we love! Cody pumps Petey with his liquid lovin’ in Super Mario Sunshine, Nikki breaks the game – seriously, you gotta see this – in Super Mario Bros. 3, and Matt goes for the world record, assuming that the world is his room, in Super Mario World.
This week we discuss so much E3 that we are double or normal length! Also, we play games based on Celebrity Deathmatch, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Daria!
This week, we play historical video games! Nikki blinds multiple dogs with cayenne pepper because she’s a horrible monster in Freedom!, Cody belly flops into a wheelchair because stairs are hard in Stanley: The Search For Dr. Livingston, and Matt singlehandedly makes buffalo go extinct, fulfilling his plan were he ever to gain a time machine, in Super Amazing Wagon Adventure Turbo!
This week we play games that pissed off everyone else! Nikki talks about the ten people left behind to shoot semen into the Earth in Left Behind, Cody never makes it to the Great Mighty Poo in Conker’s Bad Fur Day, and Matt’s that guy who always ruins the party by showing you a slideshow about the JFK Assassination in JFK: Reloaded.
This week we play games that everyone else loved, but we somehow missed. Cody turns badass ancient Greek battles into a cure for insomnia in God of War, Nikki wishes she was owned a bunch of art because then she’d finally have some damn frames unlike in Perfect Dark, and Matt HutHuts in Tecmo Bowl!
Luckily, we humans have evolved the ability to repress trauma but today we trigger horrible memories of childhood! Matt is John Platoon, master of the platoon, ready to platoon around all damned day in Platoon, Cody goes on a secret mission from Charles Xavier to exterminate all the impure blood in the world in X-Men, and Nikki just makes us really disappointed in the Genesis in Cosmic Spacehead.
This week we take a look at Titus Software, makers of Superman 64, and are forcing ourselves to take on other parts of their poopy catalogue. Nikki finds out she’s impervious to palm trees, which we’ve kinda always known, in Lamborghini American Challenge; Matt spends his days wondering what the hell is happening with that coma patient heart attack athlete in Robocop; and Cody straight fucks a shark in Blues Brothers.
