This week we play games that some people consider among the worst of all time! Cody uses his black video game stereotype character to fight Aussies in Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, Matt uses his psycho wave on a pregnant mummy in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Nikki vomits a bowl of fruit onto the Game Gear Sonic in Socket!
This week, we play video games and our only prior knowledge is the cover art! Nikki’s game gives us a window into what I imagine is a future where Trump wins, in Crack Down! Matt’s game shows a portrait of white kids in the early 90s in a piece he calls “Eau De Trying To Hard,” in Treasure Master! And Cody found the worst furry porn on DeviantArt and I guess that counts, good fucking job man – it’s Dinosaurs for Hire!
This week we play games that never left Japan. Matt eats a bad hamburger for a shitty prop joke with Donald Land, Cody plays what I can only assume is an iPad game from 1995 in Segata Sanshiro Shinken Yūgi, and Nikki worships the devil and also she plays some weird NES game in Devil World!
This week we play games chosen by our friend Amber. Nikki does fairy dust in attempt to get some E in Hook for the NES. Then Cody rotoscopes his way to a spiky death in Prince of Persia. Finally, Matt shoves a pair of scissors in the competition in Yandere Simulator.
This week, it’s Secret Santa! Cody uses electroshock therapy to wake up devilbot in Chip, Matt W-A-S-Dies a whole lot due to bad controls in BEEP, and Nikki is faster than lightning but is not faster than a wall in Turbo Pug.
This week we played OLD WEST games! Your dad is the devil and so can you when Matt plays Hard West! Nikki would rather be killed with a ninja star than play Tin Star in Tin Star! And Cody now knows that chickens are muckabluckas, thanks to Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath.
It’s RACING WEEK! Ridiculous! Nikki is born to be wild and also born to be unable to control her car in Rock ‘n Roll Racing! Cody is somehow more boring than usual in SkyDrift, and then Matt Zoo Races in Zoo Race.
This week, we celebrate Halloween with scary games! Cody shows a 100% accurate of 2015 Ukraine in Metro 2033, Nikki refuses to use her weird beam in Laplace no Ma, and Matt zooms in on some cocks in Resident Evil 4!
This week it’s all about corporate mascot games! Matt fails to find that button assigned to tasting the rainbow in Darkened Skye, Nikki delves into the deep and long-lasting pizza gremlin lore that swept America in Yo! Noid!, and Cody wants to find his one true sugar vagina in Tony and Friends in Kellogg’s Land!
This week it’s all about lesser known fighting games! Cody almost destroys as much of Vegas as Donal Trump destroyed Atlantic City in War of the Monsters, Nikki learns that the ultimate opponent is budget constraints in Best of the Best, and Matt takes a troubled youth from Philadelphia to Bel Air in Divekick!
