This week we play Free-2-Play MMOs! Nikki jaunts around in the one of the first MMOs and gets sent to tavern hell in Meridian-59! Matt calls on the power of Osiris the god of sex to stop a ROBOT BRAIN with his MIND WIENER in DC Universe Online! And Cody plays a Game Boy Advance game while others also play a Game Boy Advance game and I guess that’s technically an MMO if you’re drunk and brainless in PokeMMO!
Let’s pop in to some EDUCATIONAL GAMES! Nikki fights the robots in my mouth which is good because they keep sending my grocery lists to the government in Rex Ronan: Experimental Surgeon! Matt types because type is life and keyboard is hometown in Icarus Proudbottom Teaches Typing! And Cody inhales likes another famous guy from Arkansas – Snoop Dogg? – in Bronkie the Bronchiosaurus!
This week we’re playing games based on television shows! Master Splinter contacts April so he can drown her without witnesses when Cody plays Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Smash-Up! Matt plays a game based on a show where a guy plays games sometimes based on shows and now my brain hurty in Retro Game Challenge 2! And Nikki misses her opportunity to go to space camp which means she’ll never burn up in re-entry and I’m gonna have to get my money back from the psychic in Double Dare.
This week we indulge our guilty pleasures. Nikki battles consumerism the only way she knows how – by kicking – in Christmas Shopping Simulator 2: Black Friday! Cody eats a fruit and hits a wall and that’s not very fun at all in Pac-Man World Rally! And Matt has to stop Dr. Wiwy, so go get da eviw enewgy Megaman in Megaman 8!
This one is out nearly a week early to make sure we’re in time for Christmas! This episode is all about Secret Santa! Matt brings yo mama jokes into a new generation, one wherein yo mama is stankier than ever in Oh Sir! The Insult Simulator. Cody presses X despite all of my best laid plans in Press X To Not Die. And Nikki jumps into spikes and explodes in a cacophany of blood and gore which isn’t supposed to happen until 2032 per this Sports Almanac in Think To Die 2!
This week we play games based around anime. Nikki pounds some pussy (except for when it gets hit by warm water) in Ranma 1/2: The Treasure of the Red Cat Gang! Cody talks to the hand and the hand talks back so see all the doctors please Vampire Hunter D! And Matt falls asleep and wakes up on mushrooms which I think is how he was conceived in Little Nemo: The Dream Master!
This week we play Halloween games! Matt whips it good in Castlevania Judgement, Cody sings along to the all your favorite song in Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie’s Revenge, and Nikki slices people in half wif her kicks and also she plays a video game of some sort in Nightmare Creatures!
This week: Advergames! Matt travels to space in armor made of cereal which I think is something NASA really needs to test in ChexQuest, Nikki is a one-woman war on Christmas in Christmas Shopping Simulator, and Cody is dangerous cheesy and also regular cheesy because he’s lame in Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool.
This week, join us as we reach into the pet semetary that is failed mascot games! Cody jumps on a bed despite what his parents told him to do in Aero the Acro-Bat 2, Matt single-handedly contributes to the destruction of the rain-forest in Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt, and Nikki plays Bubsy. Need I say more?
This week, watch our souls die as we play games from Ocean! Matt plays the Mel Gibson/Danny Glover health management simulator that is Lethal Weapon. Nikki fights an epic battle for alleyway supremacy in the Untouchables. And Cody plays lemmings with your grandmother in Eek the Cat.
