This week the King’s three top aides shall procure various games for yon viewing pleasure: The Royal Poison Taster Matt is a half-minute man, but we all knew this, in Half Minute Hero 2; The Royal Poison Maker, Cody, is three people in one – which is a sex joke waiting to happen – in Trine 2, and Nikki, whose job oddly has naught to do with poison yet still the woman keeps ordering poisons online to do what I know not, she shows off Tom Cruise’s abs in Legend.
This week we play games that some people consider among the worst of all time! Cody uses his black video game stereotype character to fight Aussies in Mortal Kombat: Special Forces, Matt uses his psycho wave on a pregnant mummy in Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and Nikki vomits a bowl of fruit onto the Game Gear Sonic in Socket!
In episode 283: We discuss field trips, terrible plays, a company that creates a horrible new toy for bronies, a serial foot stomper, and much more.
In episode 282: We discuss a bunch of movies such as Deadpool, the X-Men, the Purge, Battle Royale, School of Rock and more!
In episode 281: A criminal sent a new head-shot to the cops to replace the one they sent the media, Every state is lame for Valentines Day, and more!
In episode 280: Nikki discusses her insane experience with a Metallica concert, an 82 year old woman finally meets her mother, A wife comes back from the dead and her husband shits his pants, A mom has a perfect way to make sure her son needs some therapy, we re-enact maybe the second best stupid criminal story in Stuff Weekly history and more!
This week, we play video games and our only prior knowledge is the cover art! Nikki’s game gives us a window into what I imagine is a future where Trump wins, in Crack Down! Matt’s game shows a portrait of white kids in the early 90s in a piece he calls “Eau De Trying To Hard,” in Treasure Master! And Cody found the worst furry porn on DeviantArt and I guess that counts, good fucking job man – it’s Dinosaurs for Hire!
In episode 279: Cody meets a crazy person on a train, Matt is contacted by the relatives of a dead person with his same name, we learn who acts in a pineapple on broadway, a lady has a medical condition where her body creates alcohol and more!
This week we play games that never left Japan. Matt eats a bad hamburger for a shitty prop joke with Donald Land, Cody plays what I can only assume is an iPad game from 1995 in Segata Sanshiro Shinken Yūgi, and Nikki worships the devil and also she plays some weird NES game in Devil World!
In episode 278: A guy tries to bribe a cop with a Ruby Tuesday coupon, The first rule of daycare is you don’t talk about daycare, A man time destroys a tax office…for the future, and more.
